Smile_Smile

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 07:03:37 AM

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #45 on: February 19, 2011, 05:56:20 AM »

Boy-Dress bada acha pehna H
Girl-Thanx
B-Lipstik b achhi lagai h
G-Thanx
B-MakeUp b achha kia h
G-Thanx BHAIYA
B-Fir b sundar nahi lag rahi ho


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #46 on: February 19, 2011, 05:56:57 AM »

Dost-Chal RACE lagate he,Jo haara wo 1000/- dega
Santa-Thik he par muze rasta nhi pata
Dost-Bas tu mere PICHHE-PICHHE rahna!
Santa-THANKs YAAR


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #47 on: February 19, 2011, 05:58:31 AM »

P.J.-

Mickey & Donald had a Fight

Donald threw Mickey on a wall.

Mickey immediatly started writing Ramayan...
Why?

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He became wallmickey!
;-)


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #48 on: February 19, 2011, 05:59:25 AM »

Dear tum chale gaye baag se

Titliya chali gai

Phool murjha gaye

Patte jal gaye

Ab or mat sataao

GARDEN me pani dena he
Kaam par jaldi aao


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #49 on: February 19, 2011, 06:00:39 AM »

Boy - Bade zaalim hai teri gali ke bache...

Girl - Kya hua...?

Boy - Kutte pichhe laga ke kehte hai-
PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #50 on: February 19, 2011, 06:01:49 AM »

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye...
Socho kyo?
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Because PCO ke bahar likha tha - Dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #51 on: February 19, 2011, 06:02:37 AM »

Teacher-Usne khudkhushi kar li,
Use khudkhushi karni padi, fark batao...

Student-Pehla padha likha berojgar tha,
Dusra shadi-suda tha...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #52 on: February 19, 2011, 06:04:38 AM »

Santa pikar ghar lauta.

Biwi ki Daant se bchne k liye badi si kitaab lekar pdhne laga.

Biwi - Pikar aaye ho?

Santa - Nahi to!

Biwi - Fir Suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kar rahe ho!?


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #53 on: February 19, 2011, 06:08:24 AM »

English professor - Why are you late?

Papu - Sir meri car...

Sir - Speak in English...

Papu - Sir, my car is fassing in kichad,
No hiling!
No duling!
Only po po karing...!


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #54 on: February 19, 2011, 06:09:26 AM »

Interviewer - Why did you changed your last job...?

Santa - Because the company shifted me and didn't tell me where...?


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #55 on: February 19, 2011, 06:11:40 AM »

1 shayar garibi se tang aakar Daaku ban gaya.

Dakketi karne 1 bank gaya aur kaha -
Arz hai,

Takdir me jo hai wahi milega,

Hands Up, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #56 on: February 19, 2011, 06:13:10 AM »

Teacher - Bataao 80+90=?

Golu-100!

Teacher-No,
80+90=170.

Golu - Par sir, bachpan se hamne suna hai ki :
Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo, 80-90 Pure 100...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #57 on: February 19, 2011, 06:14:21 AM »

You are...
A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear...

E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous...

H-I-J
Hello,
I'm
Joking...
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happy9


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #58 on: February 19, 2011, 06:16:11 AM »

Ladki 1 aisi paheli he

Kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli he

Kharcha karo to bole -
Darling! How are u!

Na karo to bole -
Brother, who are u?


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #59 on: February 19, 2011, 06:19:23 AM »

P.J.-

Today is saturday...

Forward this msg to 7 people...

Within 7 days you will get...
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Another saturday...