Smile_Smile

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 07:03:37 AM

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #60 on: February 19, 2011, 06:20:54 AM »

Banta : Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai?

Santa : Kyo nahi jayegi,
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khaansi kya cheej hai...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #61 on: February 19, 2011, 06:25:22 AM »

Wife-Suno Ji, hamara ladka bahut paise udane laga hai,0
Jaha bhi paise chhupati hu dhundh leta hai...!

Hus-Uski book me rakh de,
Exam tak nahi dhundh payega...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #62 on: February 19, 2011, 06:26:55 AM »

Teacher - Galti hone pe mafi magnewale ko kya kehte hai?

Student - Samajdar

Teacher - Aur Galati na hone pe mafi magnewale ko kya kehte hai?

Student - Boyfriend


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #63 on: February 19, 2011, 06:29:03 AM »

1 jahaaj doob raha tha.

1 aadmi ne poochha - Dharti kitni door hai?

Santa - 2 kms

Aadmi ne samandar me jump lagakar poochha - Kis taraf?

Santa - Neeche


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #64 on: February 19, 2011, 06:31:49 AM »

Ek lady se puchha gaya - Aapki favorite book kaun si hai...?

Usne maasumiyat se kaha - Mere hasband ki chequebook...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #65 on: February 19, 2011, 06:33:33 AM »

Sir - Kanjus kaun kehlata hai?

Student - 100 sms aane par, 1 ka bhi reply na karne wale log...

Sir - Good! 1 example do.

Student - Aapki beti Sir...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #66 on: February 19, 2011, 06:35:18 AM »

P.J.-

Zoobi doobi
Zoobi doobi
Zoobi doobi

Wah Wah...

Zoobi doobi
Zoobi doobi
Zoobi doobi

Wah Wah...
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Wah Wah na karo...
Jaakar Zoobi ko bachaao...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #67 on: February 19, 2011, 06:40:20 AM »

When you feel sad, go in front of mirror.

Look at yourself & say - I'm so cute.

You'll smile automatically.

But don't make it habit,

Because,

Roz-roz mazaak achha nahi hota...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #68 on: February 19, 2011, 06:43:09 AM »

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua...

Aadhe raste jakar Santa Rocket se kud gaya aur chillaya :
Dhokhe-baazo! Aaj To Amaawsya hai, Chand To hoga hi nahi...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #69 on: February 19, 2011, 06:44:31 AM »

Pati - Main teri roz-roz ki farmaaisho se tang aakar khudkushi kar raha hu...

Biwi - Achchha 1 white saari to dila do, 13vee pe kya pehnungi...!?


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #70 on: February 19, 2011, 06:46:34 AM »

P.J.-

Life me, Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...

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Cream biscuits me cream hota hai,

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Tiger biscuits me Kabhi Tiger nahi hota...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #71 on: February 19, 2011, 06:49:15 AM »

Ek aurat ne tej aa rahi bus ko roka...

Driver - Kate jaano hai?

Aurat - Jaano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai, zara bus ka bho-puu bajai do....


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #72 on: February 19, 2011, 06:51:44 AM »

Santa ne apni car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko ek dam se kheecha aur kaha -
Bahar nikal, bada aaya Mechanical Engineer ban-ne...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #73 on: February 19, 2011, 06:55:51 AM »

Santa to banta - Ham dono me kya rishta hai?

Banta- Jo besan aur pakode ka hai...

Santa - Wo kaise?

Banta - Kyoki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #74 on: February 19, 2011, 06:57:30 AM »

Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.

Banta - Kya kehti thi maa?

Santa - Are yaar, Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau...!