Smile_Smile

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 07:03:37 AM

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #75 on: February 19, 2011, 07:00:06 AM »

P.J.-

Son - Papam, main kal school nahi jaaunga...

Papa - Kyo beta?

Son - Aaj school me hamara wazan kiya gaya.

Papa - To kya hua?

Son - Aaj wazan kiya hai kal bech diya to...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #76 on: February 19, 2011, 07:01:17 AM »

Santa sabji lene gaya.

Sabji wala sabji par pani chhidak raha tha.

Santa intezaar ke kaafi der baad bola - Agar inhe hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo tol do...!


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #77 on: February 19, 2011, 07:02:32 AM »

Ek baar santa church gaya.

Aur waha achanak light chali gayi, andhera ho gaya.

Church me bell baja to santa chillaya -
Oh teri, Undertaker aa gaya...!!!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #78 on: February 19, 2011, 07:06:07 AM »

Teacher to Santa :Your son is a fool,
English-6
Maths-7
Science-4
S.S.-8
TOTAL-25

Santa : Total me to kamaal hi kar diya,
Is subject ka to tution bhi nahi liya tha...!!!


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«Reply #79 on: February 19, 2011, 07:08:12 AM »

Santa - Main aaj Lakhpati hu, to sirf meri wife ki meharbani se.

Banta - To pehle tum kya the?

Santa - Carorepati


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #80 on: February 19, 2011, 07:10:38 AM »

Maa Bete Se : Uth Ja Kambakhat,
Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aaya Hai,

Beta : To Kya Hua Maa, Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle Hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #81 on: February 19, 2011, 07:12:28 AM »

What did the mother kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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"Aaila, meri pocket kisne maari?"


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #82 on: February 19, 2011, 07:13:42 AM »

Air & students have the same mentality.

How?

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Both are turning the book's pages without reading...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #83 on: February 19, 2011, 07:16:25 AM »

Santa chupke se Nark se swarg me ghusa.

Devtaao ne pakad ke khub mara.

Uske baad Santa uthkar bola - Saalo, Tumhari Inhi harkato ke kaaran koi swarg nahi aata...


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«Reply #84 on: February 19, 2011, 07:18:22 AM »

Santa - What is my exam number...?

Teacher - It's 438625

Santa - I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #85 on: February 19, 2011, 07:19:37 AM »

Wife - PadoshWali Bimla ki beti ko English me 99 marks mile hai.

Husband - Are waah.!
1 mark Kaha gaya...?

Wife - Wo hamara beta laya hai...!


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«Reply #86 on: February 19, 2011, 07:20:38 AM »

Wife writes msg to Santa - Ghar kab aa rahe ho? Msg karke bataao...

Santa send SMS 2 her - Nahi bata sakta, Sms free nahi hai...


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«Reply #87 on: February 19, 2011, 07:22:52 AM »

1 aadmi ki maut ke baad uska dost uski biwi ke paas aaya-
Kya me uski jagah le sakta hu?

Biwi-Mujhe koi aitraaz nahi,
QABRASTAN Walo se puchh lo...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #88 on: February 19, 2011, 07:25:14 AM »

1 baar ek chinti hathi k upar baithkar ja rahi thi.
Raste me kachcha pul aata he
Usko dekh k chinti boli-
Jaanu,
cross kar loge ya main utru.!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #89 on: February 19, 2011, 07:26:49 AM »

Santa aur Banta chess khel rahe the.

Banta - Ab bahut hua, Ham khel band karte hai.

Santa-Thik hai,
Waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai!