SMS.... A Collection !!

by shonaa on August 14, 2007, 06:09:12 PM

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shonaa

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«Reply #120 on: September 07, 2007, 08:12:26 PM »

One Technical question:

Where do u find MANGOES..?

NO,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

NO wrong

ANS

where ever WOMANgoes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!


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shonaa

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«Reply #121 on: September 07, 2007, 08:13:55 PM »

Slogan written on a bald man's T- shirt...

GOD MADE SOME PERFECT HEADS.

ON THE REST HE PUT HAIR

TO HIDE HIS MISTAKES.


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angel4u

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«Reply #122 on: September 08, 2007, 04:58:35 PM »

:D:D:D nice smses shona Usual Smile


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sweet_raabii

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«Reply #123 on: September 09, 2007, 05:16:32 PM »

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai..... :wink:


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angel4u

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«Reply #124 on: September 09, 2007, 05:20:18 PM »

F-Forever,
R-Responsible,
I-Intelligent,
E-Eager To Mail,
N-Nice
D-Divine,
S-Simple,
H-Heartly,
I-Interested,
P-Peaceful...
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


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shonaa

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«Reply #125 on: September 14, 2007, 07:00:31 PM »

nice ones raabi , angel .. Usual Smile


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shonaa

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«Reply #126 on: September 14, 2007, 07:12:09 PM »

RAMZAN
RAHMATON
OR
BARKATON
WALA
MAHEENA
HAI........

ISS
MAHEENE
ME
APNA
KHASS KHAYAL RAKHNA.......

KYON K.....

FRISHTAY
SHAITANO
KO
DHOOND
DHOOND
K
PAKAD
RAHE
HAIN.....


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Talat

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«Reply #127 on: September 14, 2007, 07:35:05 PM »

Nice ones Shona, Raabi and Angel Usual Smile


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shonaa

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«Reply #128 on: September 14, 2007, 07:48:12 PM »

Thank u Talat Usual Smile


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shonaa

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«Reply #129 on: September 14, 2007, 07:55:41 PM »

Q:Patni maike jakar pati ko roz phone kyu karti hai?

Ans:Taki pati ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, fir aanewali hai :tongue:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #130 on: September 22, 2007, 12:56:33 AM »

SANTA IN HOTEL.SANTA-Aapke hotel ka bawarchi experienced hai na?
CASHIER-haan kaisa pata chala khana mast tha kya
SANTA-nahi....sambar me safed baal tha.....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #131 on: September 22, 2007, 01:05:08 AM »

Evergreen Love Quote..!"I will remember her not as the one who broke my heart, but as the one who taught me how to love:-)


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arsenmen

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«Reply #132 on: September 22, 2007, 01:14:16 AM »

"Wen lots of people starts 2 love u.. U may get confused whom 2 luve.. Just tel dem i hate u.. Evry1 wil get back but not d person who loves u truly"....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #133 on: September 22, 2007, 01:35:40 AM »

Love marriage or Arranged marriage me kya difference hain?

Hum khud jakar kuey me gire to vo love marriage,
Dus log milkar dhakka de-de to vo arranged marriage