SMS Khazana

Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT
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Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Edited by Ricky


Aaj





Raat



Theek



12



Baje



ke



baad



1 bejega!!
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange...



Bas yaar.....




Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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I always think about U.



I can't live without U.



I really need U.



I'm totally mad about U.



I just wanna be with U.



I'm very desperate for U.



I'm crazy 4 U.



I wanna marry U.



I LOVE U.



Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
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Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

()"""() ,@
( '(' ) ,@@@
=(,,)=("')@@@
(""),,,("") "@@
Roses specialy 4u...
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
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When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...



tumhe..



kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..



sabke samne...





ek...



k



ki



kis



kiss



kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
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Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week.
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."
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Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.
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Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u - PRICELESS!


if
u
need
ADVICE


MSG ME

if
u
need
a FRIEND


CALL ME

if
u
need
HELP


E-MAIL ME

if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
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What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!
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The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......

........i La Punture
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A Rose...
/,) ,-,'),
======/==:', '(@)
'0 '-'; )'
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke U!!

From an even NICER person like me !
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Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...


PAISA


Jo mushkil se mile...



KHUSHI


Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...


?


?



?


?APUN KA sms
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Abe hawa ke jhonke.. aankh ki batti bhuja..light ka meter band kar..aur ankhon ke parde jhuka..chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT..
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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose??? >>YOUR OWN<<
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I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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Gandhiji bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin aata.
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
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God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
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Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
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Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot !
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Heartbeats are countless ....

Spirits are ageless ....

Dreams are endless.....

Memories are timeless....

A friend like you .......

Shameless!!!


OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
.
.
.
.
.
.
PRICELESS !!!
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If u wanna know how mich I miss u, try 2 catch rain drops, the 1 u catch is how much u miss me & the 1's u miss is how much I miss u.
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A frend is a book wid only 1 copy published. U r 1 of d best books ever written. A masterpiece worth readin' a million times.. & 2b kept 4ever.
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100 bewafa kabul hai ek wafa k liye..
100 aansu kabul hai apki ek hasi k liye,
hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar k..
100 dushman kabul hai apki ek dosti k liye..
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Deep friendship... is like a rainbow, when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed. the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
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Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai, yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai, pade bhi tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
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If



U



Forget ME

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32

I'll Break All Ur Teeth!

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Remember 2 remember me,
4get 2 4 get me,
Even if u remember 2 4get me,
I will not 4get 2 remember U!!
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I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 u.. So wen u feel the breeze against ur face, its me saying "Take Care & Keep Smiling".
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Give 1
English
word
for..
"Apne kiye
pe pani
pher
dena"

...?



....??



.....



......?



.......??



"'l____"FLUSH"
-t"""""')
`/__(
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer...
Each person he hits gets a litle bit of my love...
I hope he beats the Hell out of U...GdNite
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GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
Wen some1 luvs u, u dont realise it.
Wen u realise it, its 2 late.
U always luv d 1 who leaves u & leave d 1 who luvs u.
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Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile.. But b'coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile...
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CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FREND-
"Be wat u are & say wat u feel coz those who mind dont matter & those who matter dont mind"
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l
lCalling.
l
l
l
lCalling..
l
l
l
lCalling...
l
l
l
l 1
l missed
l call
Its
just a
missed call,
reminding
dat


some1
is missing u very much
TAKE CARE.
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Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi...
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se...
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar aayi.
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I have made so many mistakes in my life.. but something that I did right is 2 have u as a friend & I definately won't make another mistake of loosing a friend like u.
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Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.
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A frend is 1 who lends u..

Pen in Skool

Notes in Highskool

Bike in College

Girlfriend in University

& Wife after Marriage!

R U MY FREND? Plsreply, I'm waiting...
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Dua karte hai hum sar jukaye..
Aye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye..
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye...
Roshni ke liye Khuda hum ko jalaye...
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This world is full of people but those who care are rare. The finest of the few is u & its nice 2 know u are there.
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True Friends never leave each other... True Friends never part... They just sometimes sit silently... Deep within each other's heart saying "I'm still here".
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I wish a wish 4 u, is d wish I wish 4 few, I wish a wish 4 u, That all ur wishes come true...
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=====@>:=====
It a Friendship band... I know u can tie it... But plz keep it wit u alwayz.. Coz it'll remind u that some1 somehow is ties with u...
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Dogs bark just like u...
Cats mew just like u...
Devil looks just like u...
Dekho meri sharafat..
Still I like U!
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Khuda ki rusvayi se sab darte hai...
Pyaar karne wale tanhayi se darte hai...
Aur hum aap ki judaai se darte hai...
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You are an
I.D.I.O.T.

I=Intelligent
D=Decent
I=Impressive
O=Optimistic
T=Talented

R u smiling now??
* YOU IDIOT *
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Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola: "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
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Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai...
jo log aapko roz dekhte ahi..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
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Hi! I'm dying 2 see u. I want 2 meet u. I want 2 talk 2 u seriously... But what 2 do?? This stupid gatekeeper is asking me 2 ticket enter the ZOO...
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer... Each person he hits gets a little bit of my love... I hope he beats the hell out of u... GudNite!
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Life Brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum,
Wen it Ends Na Tum Jano Na Hum
So lets do sum Masti 2gether,
Who knows Kal Ho Na Ho,
But when ever u need a friend Main Hoon Na!!!
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A WIFE is like a computer...
She will "ENTER" ur life
"SAVE" u in her heart
"FORMAT" ur brain
"EDIT" ur life
And then "DELETE" u from ur money!!
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Khushiyan ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
tunhari Holi ho ekdum number 1,
aur aap karo whole day fun!
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SHARAB piyo to aankhe laal,
MEHENDI lago to haath laal,
KISS karo to lips laal,
LADKI ko chheda to gaal laa,
Aur bach qaye to jiyo mere laal!!!
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Red



Blue



Orange



Green



Yellow



White



Pink



All colours r dying 2 touch ur face. Wishing u HAPPY HOLI!
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Laal gulabi rang hai,
jhoom raha sansar,
Suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahaar,
mubarak ho tumhe Holi ka tyohaar.
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Love da 1 who cares 4 U,
care da 1 who shares with U,
share with 1 who knows U,
know da 1 who meets U,
meet da 1 who is made 4 U.
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To hear what is unspoken,
To see what is unseen,
To feel without even touching,
is a miracle called "FRIEND"
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Aaj ke baad mujhe phone bhi mat karna,
mujhe yaah bhi mat karna,
milne ki koshish bhi mar karna,
KYUNKI DR. NE MUJHE PAAGALO SE DUUR REHNEY KO KAHA HAI
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Main marr jau to mera jism jala dena,
lekin uss me se dil mikal lena,
mujhe parvah nahi dil jal jane ki,
mujhe parvah hai uss mein rehnywalo ki..
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The true measure of a man is how he treats some1 can do him absolutely no gud.
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Friends are like shoes,
some loose & some tight,
some fit & just right,
They help us 2 walk through life,
Thanks 4 being of my size!
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Zindagi hai rishtey banaaney ke liye,
hum apni hasti mitadey issey nibhaney ke liye,
aapse milne ka to naseeb nahi,
lo sms kiya apni yaad dilaney ke liye
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Time might lead me nowhere & fate might break me in2 pieces, but I will always be THANKFUL that... Once in my life's journey u became my friend.
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Remember 2 remember me,
forget 2 foget me,
Even if u remember 2 forget me,
I'll not forget 2 remember U!
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Zindagi tere bin adhuri hai,
na jane kyun tere-mere beech yeh doori hai,
sochta hoon kabhi bhuladu tujhko,
par teri ek muskurahat meri kamzori hai
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#'''# #


(o)(o)
(.__.)


(o)(_)
(.__.)


(_)(o)
(.__.)


(_)(_)
(.__.)


(o)(o)
(.__.)



Nothing...



Just a mischievous little HELLO! Have a gr8 day...
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
Mayus na ho irade na badal,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai
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Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.
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Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.
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Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
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Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.
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Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.
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Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
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Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai.
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Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte
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Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
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Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota
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Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai!
Aasu bade anmol hai,
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai
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Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazron se,
Kaash meri nazron ka matlab wo samajhte
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Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
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Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
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Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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Ishq ek shokh nigaah hai dost,
Unpe mit jaane ki ek chaah hai dost,
Ishq manzil nahin, koi iraadaa bhi nahin,
Jhoot ke jangal se alag,
Sach ki ek raah hai dost.
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
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Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.
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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.
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Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
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Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!
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Abe raat ko hi dosto ki yaad aati hai,
Din ko kya ladkiya nazar aati hai.
Din ko message kiya kar yaar,
Raat ko humein some se hain pyar.
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Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.
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Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
Who subah rangeen who shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.
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Don?t love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.
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Friendship is not something that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other and in turn endup needing each other.
For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.
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Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi.
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Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.
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Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.
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Message per message bheja karte ho,
Bheja kharab karte ho.
Khud ke bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.
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Ae dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai.
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Rowo to unke liye jo tumpar nisar hai.
Unke liye kya roha jinke deewane hazar hai.
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Ho sakta hai bearish ke baad aasman neela na ho,
Ho sakta hai dhoop aane par sarso pili na ho,
Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki tumhari yaad aye aur aankhen gili na ho.
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Leher aati hai kinare se palat jaati hai,
Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jaati hai,
Leher aur yaad main fark sirf itna hai ki,
Leher bewaqt aati hai yaad har waqt aati hai.
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Zindagi ke safar mein rahi milte hai bichad jane ko,
Aur de jate hai yaadein, tanhayee mein tadpane ko.
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Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali,
Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
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Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.
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Ishq karnay ke bhi kuch adaab hua kartay hain....
Jagti ankhon ke bhi kuch khawab hua kartay hain.......
Har koi ro ke dekhlayee ye zarori toh nahi .......
Khush ankhon mein bhi sehlaab hua kartay hain?..
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Ansuo se palak bhigo leta hu,Yaad teri ati hain to ro leta hu.....
Socha ke bhoola du tujhey mager,Har baar faisla badal deta hu..........
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Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena...
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Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.
Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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Teri kayenat main ay khuda mera yeh dil kahi laga nahi.
Jo tassalia mere dil ko de who abhi tak mujhe mili nahi.
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Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai,
Tofanoo mein sahil badi mushkil se milte hai.
Yu to mil jaate hain hazaron,
Magar aap jaise dost nasib walon ko milte hai.
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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to humare ho na sake, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye.
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Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife,
Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
Humein to apno ne luta,gairo mein kahan dum tha,
meri kashti thi dubi wahan, Jahan pani kam tha?
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Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aankhein bhar aati hai,
Wo sham nirali dub jati hai,
Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai..
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Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu??.. kuch khas ho tum?.
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Kisi ke dhadakte dil ke peeche jaroor koi baat hoti hai,
Kisi ke udas dil ke peeche kisiki yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho-na-ho,
Aap ki khushi ke peeche meri fariyaad hoti hai?..
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Hum haste hai to wo samajhte hai ki inhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
Lekin who naadan kya samajhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki?.
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Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
Chaho to humko bhula dena,
Par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena?..
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Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye taj mahal banana,
Kyu ki har dil mein 5/6 mumtaz to hoti hai?.
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Suraj se kaho ki roshni dena chod de,
Sitaro se kaho ki timtimana chod de,
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to apni yadoon se kaho humein satana chod de?.
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Yun to hum kisika peecha nahi karte,
Darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ki ye dosti aap se hai,
Varna itni kimti cheez hum kisiko diya nahi karte?
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Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai??
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Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,
Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai?.
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Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,
Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage?.
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Aankhon pe aasoon ki lakir ban gai,
Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gai,
Humne to phirai thi reet mein ungliya,
Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai?..
Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,
Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,
Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai?..
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Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
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Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
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Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki hume aapse pyar nahi,
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki adao ka,
Hum akele to gunhegar nahi?..
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Jo humse milte hai hum unse dil se milte hai,
Warna hum toh wo shaks hai jo khwabon mein bhi badi mushkil se milte hai?..
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Mera din teri raat se acha hoga,
Mera dil tere jazbaat se acha hoga,
Jis din niklegi teri doli,
Ghoonghat utha ke dekhna?.. mera janaza bhi teri doli se acha hoga?..
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Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai?.
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Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,
Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho?..
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Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
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Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jati hai,
Lehar aur yaad mein fark sirf itna hai,
Lehar bewaqt aati hai aur yaad har waqt aati hai?.
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Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,
Pepsi da crate ho,
Ande da omlate ho,
Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho?.
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Tum milo na milo milne ka gam nahi,
Tum pas se nikal jao milne se kam nahi,
Mana ke tumhe humari kadar nahi,
Magar unse pooch jinhe hum hassil nahi?.
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Pyar kya hota hai?? Kya ye kabhi pura hota hai?
Aji ye kya pura hoga,
Iska to pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai?.
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Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai,
Hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai,
Mein nahi janta gharwale batate hai,
Hum neend mein bhi aapka naam liya karte hai?..
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Kaash banane wale ne dil kach ke banaye hote,
Todne walo ke hathon mein zakhm to aaye hote?..
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Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai.
Bachhe ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai.
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka.
Are yaar kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai.
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Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar fer legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.
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Aashman se barse moti jo bikhrne se toot na jaye, dosti aisi mat karna aaj rahe kal toot na jaye.
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Zubaan se naam lete hai,
Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hai.
Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.
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Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.
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Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye sahara ho,
Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
Kuch kashtiya dub bhi jaya karti hai,
Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.
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Phoolon ki har kali khusbu de aapko,
Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi,
Magar dene wala har khushi de aapko.
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Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost banker raas na aaye,
To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.
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Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana ? Miss u.
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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi bahi.
Ab aapki kya tariff karoo,
Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.
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Har kisi ko mukkammal jahaan nahi milta,
Kahin jameen to kahin aasman nahi milta.
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When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them. You must never give up, cause when your strength ends, my worth os your friend begins.
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Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
Aapko kisne kaha SMS karna chhod do.
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Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti,
Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi jayada,
Saamne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.
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Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil mein lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.
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Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Ji na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.
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Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai.
Marta nahi ko kisi se juda hoke,
Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhayee main,
Dil duba hai gum ki gahraye main,
Tum dhoondti ho humein apne dil mein,
Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchayee main.
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Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u I am always there 4 u.
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Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkaar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki humain aapse pyar nahi.
Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nigaho ka,
Hum akele to gunehegaar nahi.
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Maine dil ko lakh samjhaya ki e dil unko yaad karma chodd de par dil ke hark one se awaz aai, yahan to har sans main who base hai to kya saas lena chod de.
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Zindagi, manjil, waqt kisi ne humara saath nahi diya,
Sab par se puri tarah vishwas uth gaya.
Is duniya se ub gaya hai ab humara jiya,
Kisi ko kitna hi chaha kam reh gaya.
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Dil mein ummidon ki shama jala rakhi hai.
Humein apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai.
Is yakin ke saath ki ayega aapka SMS.
Humne apni nazar mobile par bicha rakhi hai.
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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way you should eat ?Tandoori Chicken?
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Baat to who hi nahi karte,
Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.
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Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,
Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.
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Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.
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Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai.
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Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;
Begana kaho ya deewana;
Suno mere dil ka fasana;
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.
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Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhko yaad karoge,
Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyad karoge,
Humsa na mila na milega koi aur,
Tab apni kismet pe naaz karoge.
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Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko mazbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko mazboor kare,
Mahek aisi ho apne pyar ki,
Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko mazbur kare.
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Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
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Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.
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Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.
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A sardar got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: ?2-3 yrs?
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.
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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.
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Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.
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Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.
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Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho,
Mere pyar ko Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.
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Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,
Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.
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Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar,
Hamaare dil ki Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar.
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Apne apmaan ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga,
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
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Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC judte judte Hang kar gaye.
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Aap ke liye dil ko Cut kiya karte hain,
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hain.
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Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style,
Aapke adaaon ki hamne Save kar li hai File.
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Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari
parag saari!
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Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
palmolive da jawab nahi
boy he had a close shave!
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Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
don't u worry ??surf excel hai na!
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Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!
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Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon
Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon
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Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi
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Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye
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Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me
Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me
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Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel
So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
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Maine tujhe dekhaa
Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa
Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa
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Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge
Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.
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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
Yahan likhna mana hai
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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji
Aur kar de savera
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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin
Glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin
Saali ko hota hai
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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
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Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
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Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
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Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
Jai jawan jai kisan
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Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
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Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
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KHAYALO KO KISI AAHAT KI AAS REHTI HAI,
NIGAH KO KISI SURAT KI PYAS RAHTI HAI,
TERE BIN KISI CHEEZ KI KAMI TO NAHI,
MAGAR TERE 'SMS BIN' TABIYAT UDAAS RAHTI HAI.
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IS DIL SE TERI YAAD BHULAI NAHI JATI,
YEH PYAR KI DAULAT HAI LUTAI NAHI JATI,
MAR MAR KE BANAI HAI JO TASVEER TERI,
APNE IN HATHON SE MITAI NAHI JATI.
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PEENE KI ADAT PILANE KI AADAT, NAJRON SE NAINE MILANE KI AADAT,
NAINE MILAYE BHI TAU KAISE, UNHE HAI NAINE JHUKANE KI AADAT.
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DIL JISE CHAHATA USSE KAH NAHI PATA, NAZAREIN DHOONTI JISE
WOH MIL NAHI PAATI, USHI KE LIYE MUJHE MARNA NAHI AATA,
USKE BINA MUJHE JEENA NEHI AATA.....
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WOH RUTHE IS KADAR KI MANAYA NA GAYA, DUR ITNE HO GAYE KI
PAAS BULAYA NA GAYA, DIL TO DIL THA SAMUNDAR KA SAHIL NAHIN,
LIKH DIYA NAAM TO PHIR MITAYA NA GAYA.
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SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE, APNO KO BHULAKAR CHALE GAYE,
KIS BHUL KI SAJA DI AAPNE HAME, PEHLE HASAYA FIR RULAKAR CHALE GAYE.
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BHOOL SE AGAR KOI BHOOL HUI TO BHOOL SAMAJ KE USEY BHOOL JANA,
AREY BHOOLNA SIRF BHOOL KO, BHOOLKAR BHI HAME NA BHOOL JANA.
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UNKI TASVIRO KO SEENE SE LAGA LETE HAI, IS TARAH JUDAI KA GAM
MITA DETE HAI, KISI TARA KABHI UNKA ZIKR HO JAYE TO,
BHEEGI PALKO KO JUKA LETE HAI.
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HAR EK MUSKURAHAT MUSKAN NAHI HOTI, NAFRAT HO YA MOHABAT ASAN NAHI HOTI,
ASU GAM KE AUR KHUSHI KE EK JAISE HOTE HAI, INKI PEHCHAN ASAN NAHI HOTI.
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KADAM KADAM PE HAWAO SE TALUK RAKHNA, DOSTI KE DOR PE DOSTI KA ASRA
RAKHNA, HAMARI YADON KI KHUSHBU ZARUR AYEGI, BUS AP APNA MOBILE ON RAKHNA.
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ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA
KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
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APKO ASHIRWAD MILE BADO SE, KHUSIAN MILE JAG SE,
PYAR MILE SAB SE, DAULAT MILE RAB SE, YAHI DUA IS DOST KI DIL SE...
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CHAND KE LIYE SITARE ANEK HAI, LEKIN SITARO KE LIYE CHAND EK HAI,
AAP KE LIYE DOST HAZAR HONGE LEKIN, HAMARE LIYE AAP EK HAI!!
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KHUDA NE SANSAR BANAYA AUR SO GAYA, USNE INSAN BANA AUR SO GAYA,
USNE LADKI BANAI, NA KHUD SOYA NA DUNIYA KO SONE DIYA.
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KYA KAHU KISE KAHU, KYA DOSH DU TAKDIR KO,
MERA NASIB MEIN TO YEA BHI NAHI, KE DEKHU APKI TASVIR KO....
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MAANA KI AAJ HAMARE SAATH KOI DILDAAR NAHIN,
LEKIN YE MAT SAMAJHNA KI HAMEIN KISI SE PYAR NAHIN,
KISMAT NE SAB KUCHH DIYA HAMEN,
SIRF DIYA HAMARA WOH YAAR NAHIN.
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CHEEZ BEWAFAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI, GUME HALAT JUDAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI,
JISE DENI HO SAZA UMARBHAR KE LIYE, SAZA TANHAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI.
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DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR,
KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR,
SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR,
DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.
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CHAHA TO JINDAGI SE BAHUT KUCH, MAGAR TUJHE PANE KI EK PYAS SI REH GAYI,
CHAH KAR BHI TUJHE PA NA SAKE HUM, BUS AB TERI MEETHI SI YAAD REH GAYI.
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AAKHEN KHOLU TO CHERA TUMARA HO, BAND KARU TO SAPNE TUMHARA HO,
MAR BHI JAU TO KOI GAM NAHI, AGAR KAFAN KE BADLE ACHAL TUMHARA HO.
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KAASH HUM BHI AAINA KA EK TUKRA HOTE,
DIN MEIN EK BAAR TO TERE SAAMNE HOTE
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KABHI KABHI EN AAKHON MEIN NAMI SI HOTI HAI,
KABHI KABHI EN HOTON PE HASI SI HOTI HAI,
AY MERE DOST........TUJSE MERI ZINDAGI, ZINDAGI SI HOYI HAI...!
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"BAS NAZARON SE DEKH LIYA HOTA, AGAR TAMANA THI AAZMANE KI,
HUM BEHOSH YUN HI HO JAATE, KYA ZAROORAT THI MUSKURANE KI..."
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FAASLE ITNE BHI HONGE, SOCHA NA THA,
SAMNE BAITHA HUA, PHIR BHI WO MERA NA THA.
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KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN,
KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA,
JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
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FOOL KHILTE HAI, BAHARO KA SAMA HOTA HAI, DOSTI KI BATEIN
PHONE PAR NAHI KARTE, YEH FASANA TO SMS SE HI BAYA HOTA HAI.
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HASRATON KI NIGAHOON PE SAKTH PEHRA HAI,
JAANE KIS UMEED PE DIL THEHRA HAI, TERI CHAHATON KI KASAM AE DOST,
APNI DOSTI KA RISHTA PYAR SE BAHUT GEHRA HAI...
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EK HI DUNIYA MEIN REHETE HAIN, PAR MIL NAHI PATTE HAIN, AAPSE TO AAPKE
KHWAAB HI ACHE HAIN, JO AANKH BANDH KARTE HI CHALE AATE HAIN *
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ZINDAGI JAISE EK SAZA SI HO GAYI HAI, GAM KE SAGAR ME
IS KADAR KHO GAYI HO TUM, KAR DO EK SMS YEH GUJARISH HAI MERI...
SHAYAD MUJHE TUMARI AADAT SI PAR GAYI HAI!
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CHAND SE PYARI CHANDNI, CHANDNI SE PYARI RAAT,
RAAT SE PYARI ZINDAGI, ZINDAGI SE PYARI...'AAP'
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KITNA BEBAS HAI INSAAN APNI KISMAT KE AAGE,
KITNA BE-NOOR HAI SAPNE HAKEEQAT KE AAGE,
KOI RUKI SI DHADKAN SE POOCHE,
KITNA TADAPTA HAI DIL MUHOBBAT KE AAGE.
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U TO HUM KISI KA PICHA NAHI KARTE, DARDE DIL LIYA OR DIYA NAHI KARTE,
ITEFAAQ KI BAAT HAI, YE DOSTI AAP SE HAI,
VARNA ITNI KIMATI CHEEZ KISI KO DIYA NAHI KARTE.
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PYAR KYA HOTA HAI, PYAR KYUN HOTA HAI,
KYA PYAR KABHI PURA HOTA HAI, JISKA PAHALA AKSHAR HI ADHURA HOTA HAI.
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AAKHON KI ZUBAN WOH SAMAJH NAHI PATE,
HOTH MAGAR KUCH KEH NAHI PATE,
APNI BEBASI KIS TAREH KAHE? KOI HAI JISKE BINA HUM REH NAHI PATE! WAH WAH
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MOHABBAT 1 BAAR HO JAYE TO BHOLAPAN HAI. DUJI BAAR KI JAYE
TO APNAPAN HAI, TEEJI BAAR KI JAYE TO DEEWANAPAN HAI,
YADI AB BHI BAZ NA AAO TO KAMEENAPAN HAI!!
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ISHQ ME DIL KA TAMASHA DEKHA NAHI JATA, HUMSE TUTA HUA SHISHA
DEKHA NAHI JATA, APNE HISSE KI KHUSHIYA BHI TUJHE DE DUN,
TERA UTRA HUA CHERA DEKHA NAHI JATA!
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TANHAIYON SE NAHI HUM MEHFIL SE DARTE HAI, DUNIYA SE NAHI
HUM KHUD SE DARTE HAI, YUN TO BOHOT KUCH KHOYA HAI HUMNE,
NA JANE KYON TUJHE KHONE SE DARTE HAI...
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DIL USKE INTEZAR ME DHADAKTA HAI, ANKHO ME PYAR HI PYAR JHALAKTA HAI,
SHAYAD WO SAMAJH LE DIL KI BAT, YEHI SOCH KAR INTEZAR KARTE REHTA HAI!!
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ANKHON PE ASUON KI LAKIR BAN GAI, KABHI NA SOCHA THA
ASI TAKDIR BAN GAI, HAMNE TO YUNHI RET MEIN UNGLIYA PHIRAI,
GOR SE DEKHA TO TERI TASVIR BAN GAI.
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MUJHE MIL JATI SAPNO KI SHEZADI, AGAR MUSHARAF KI BETI SE HOTI SHADI...
HOTA KASHMIR KI PROBLEM KA NIDAN, KYOKI DAHEJ MEIN MILTA PAKISTAN!
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MOHABAT SIKHA KAR JUDA HO GAYE, NA SOCHA NA SAMJHA KHAFA HO GAYE,
DUNIYA MEIN KISKO HUM APNA KAHE, AGAR TUM HI BEWAFA HO GAYE.
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ARZ KIYA HAI: ZAMANE KE DARR SE TERI TASVEER TOILET MEIN CHUPA RAKHI HAI,
BAR BAR DEEDAR HO IS LIYE JULAB KI GOLI KHA RAKHI HAI...
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TUMHE CHAHNE WALE KAM NA HONGE,
WAQT KE SATH SHAYAD HUM NA HONGE,
CHAHE KISI KO KITNA BHI TUM PYAAR DENA,
LEKIN TUMHARI YAADON KE HAKDAAR SIRF HUM HONGE.
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NA PHOOLO MEY NA BAHAR MEY, NA BOOTLE MEY NA GLASS MEY, NA BIKE PE NA CAR MEY,
NA PEACE MEY NA WAR MEY, AB TO HAMARE DIN GUZARTE HAI AAPKE SMS KE INTEZAAR ME.
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YAARO YE DUNIYA HAI BEDARDO KI, YAHA HAR RAZ CHUPANA PADTA HAI,
DIL ME HAI LAKHO ZAKHAM FIR BHI MEHFIL MEIN TO MUSKURANA PADTA HAI......
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ARZ HAI. DARD KA RISHTA HAI HAMARA, ISHQ HAMARA NASIB NAHI,
HUME APKI CHAHAT MILE, ETNE HUM KHUS NASIB NAHI.
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AANKHON MEIN KHUSHI, LABON PAR HANSI, GAM KAA KAHIN NAAM NA HO,
AAPKO JAHAAN KI SAARI KHUSHIYAN MILE, IN KHUSHIYON KI KABHI SHAAM NA HO..
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BOTAL CHHUPA DO KAFAN MEIN MERE... SHAMSHAN MEIN PIYA KARUNGA... JAB
MANGEGA HISAAB KHUDA TO, PEG BANA KE DIYA KARUNGA.
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NA CHAHO UNKO ITNA, KI CHAHAT TUMHARI KAMJORI HO JAYE,
PAR KUCHH AISA KARO, KE TUMHARA PYAAR UNKE LIYE JAROORI HO JAYE.
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KISI KO MOHABBAT KI SACHAI MAR DALEGI, KISIKO MOHABBAT KI GAHRAI MAR DALEGI,
KAR KE MOHABBAT KOI NAHI BACHEGA, JO BACH GAYA USE TANHAI MAR DALEGI.
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MAUT PE BHI YAKEEN HAI, TUM PE BHI ETBAAR HAI,
DEKHEN PEHLE KAUN AATA HAI, HUME TO DONO KA INTAZAR HAI.
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NA KOI HAI NA KOI THA, IS DIL MEI TUMHARE SIVA,
TUM DENA SATH MERA, OH HUM NAWAB.
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HUMNE SOCHA SHAYAD HAMI CHAHTE HAI UNKO.. PAR UNKO CHAHNE WALON KA TO
KAFILA NIKLA, DIL NE KAHA SHIKAYAT KAR KHUDA SE,
PAR VO KHUDA BHI UNKO CHAHNE WALA NIKLA.
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KATON KO CHUBNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA, PHULON KO KHILNA SIKHAYA NAHI JATA,
KOI BAN JATA HAI KHUD HI APNA, KISI KO APNA BANAYA NAHI JATA!
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ZINDAGI NAHI HAI HAMEIN DOSTOON SE PYAARI.. DOSTO PE HAAZIR HAI
JAAN HAMARI.. AANKHON MEIN HAMARI ANSOO HAI TO KYA...
JAAN SE BHI PYAARI HAI DOST MUSKAN TUMHARI...
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NIND AYI TO KHWAB AYE, KHWAB AYE TO WOH AYE,
ISI KHASHMAKASH MAIN RAAT GUZAR GAYI, NA TO NIND AYI, NA TO WO AYE.
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SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE, APNO KO BHULAKAR CHALE GAYE,
KIS BHUL KI SAJA DI AAPNE HAME, PEHLE HASAYA FIR RULAKAR CHALE GAYE.
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GHAM NE HASNE NA DIYA.. ZAMANE NE RONE NA DIYA,
IS ULJAN NE CHAIN SE JINE NA DIYA, THAK KE JAB SITARO SE PANAH LEE,
NIND AYE TO TERI YAAD NE SONE NA DIYA.
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DOSTI HOTI HAI DILAY RAAZ BATANE K LIYE, HUM APNI HASI MITADE
AAPKO HASANE K LIYE, MILNE KI TO AAPKO FURSAT HI NAHI,
TO HUM SMS KARTE HAI AAPNI YAAD DILANE K LIYE.
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U TO REHANE KO AAP HAR AAKH KE TARE RAHIYE,
PAR BAHARHAAL AAP HAMARE RAHIYE.
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TERE MERA PYAR SANAM, WADA HAI KABI HOGA NA KUM,
BANKE DHADKAN TU MERI, JANAM BASE DILME MERE.
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CHANDNI RAAT MEIN TAARE TIMTIMATE HAI, AISE HASEEN LAMHE ME HI DOST YAAD
AATE HAI, DOSTI KE FASANE SMS SE NAHIN, PAR RUBARU BAYAAN KIYE JATE HAI.
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A big HELLO 2 My Sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow milk shaky honey dipped chiz melting orange juicy ozzarela peperoni spicy bacon icy peanut buter FRIEND.
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Ye dil ki bekarari ka hal matkar...
chand se chandani ki baat matkar..
tere chehre se hai roshan mera dil..
iss kaali zindagi me deepak jalane ki baat matkar
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek junoon sa uspe bhi chhaya hoga. Pehle socha hoga khud rakhloon, phir mera khayal aaya  hoga.
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Namaskar, main ek aisa sms hoon, jisko ULLU padhte hai, MURAKH delete karte hai, NALAYAK frwd karte hain, AUR GADHE save karte hai, now decide.
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Patte kabhi hilte nahi.. HAWA hilati hai,
DOST kabhi milte nahi.. KISMAT milati hai
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Rang ni pichhi vagar tasvir banavi lidhi
jigar ma vasavi ne jindagi sajavi lidhi
tamne puchvano samy pan na rayo
dosti ni ame duniya vasavi lidhi
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Vaise to kai dost hai hamare,
jaise asmaan me kai tare
par aap dosti ke asaan ke woh chand hai
jiske samne fikey padte hai sare sitare
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Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi
teri saso pe naam likh gaya koi
chalo vada raja tumse
bhool jana hame agar humse acha dost tumhe mil gaya koi..
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Raate gumnaam hoti hai
din kisike nam hota hai
hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai
ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai..
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V never get wat V want, V never want wat V get, V never have wat V like, V never like wat V have, Still V Live.. Still V Luv.. Still V Hope..  'This is Life'
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Mausam mast hai
mahol jabardast hai
apne apne kaam me sav vyast hai
socha phone karke Gud evening kahe,
pata chala.. Iss root ke sabhi line vyast hai..!!
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Dairy Milk said 2 Perk:"we are the sweetest ppl on earth". Perk replied:"wait.. I think u have not met d person who's reading this.."
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Hum hum hai.. tum tum ho.. na tum kam ho.. na hum kam hai.. to kis baat ka gham hai.. sms bhejte raho.. tabhi to lagega ke mobile wale me dum hai..
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Yaad na karoge to satayenge..
ruthoge ..to manayenge..
rovoge.. to hansayenge..
DOST hain hum tere, SAAYA nahi..
jo ANDHERE mein tera SAATH chhod jaayenge.
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Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
chahat dil mai hao to jatana sikho..
yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao...
koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho...
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1 BAR
10 BAR
100 BAR
1000 BAR

BAR KYA?
Kuch nahi yaar...
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WE CANT STOP U YAAR

AND WE DONT WANT TO STOP U

CARRY ON

GUD JOB..............

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai..
dildari dosto ki  shaan hoti hai..
kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere..
yahi schchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai...
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Usually i only send msgs 2 ppl who r either:

a)very sweet
b)very cute
c)very special

but 4 u i'm making n exception...


        ur 3 in 1
Happy Frendship Day!
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is 2 make a friend who will stand by you when a million are against u...
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To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason & to care without expectation is the heart of true friendship.... Happy Friendship Day!
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A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness & a *frend* like 'me' is a sign of ur damn gud choice.
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Friend is easy 2 obtain, but once gained, its difficult 2 maintain, & once lost, it can never be regained. So keep me safe! Happy Friendship Day!
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Treat life as sea, ur heart as seashore & friends as waves. It never matters how many waves r there, wat matters is which 1 reaches d shore.
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As i open my eyes, i thank God 4 allowing me 2 see a new day & 2 greet a wonderful person like u HAPPY FREINDSHIP DAY!
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my little way of reaching 2 say

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      /  HAPPY  /
    /Friendship/
   /    Day!   /

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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP MONTH!
Send this star 2 your
 _/l_
>'.'< MOST VALUED FRENDS
(also 2 me if u like)
if 3 come back, 1 of ur dreams will come true...
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Those "nights out",
Those "midnight teas",
Those "b'day bumps",
Those "old torn jeans",
Those "late nite walks",
Those "long chats",
Those "pinches n slaps",
Those "crushes on pals",
Those "getting kicked out of classes",
Those "struggling 4 marks",
Those "wrting on desks",
Those "fight wit teachers",
Those "tears 4 luv",
Those "B grade movies",

Jus everything... dats college life.. I call it "HEAVEN"
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Muskan tere hontho pe ho...
to khushi mere dil ko hoti hai.,
aur agar dard tere dil ko ho...
to aankhein meri roti hai,
mehsus kar ke dekh..
mohabbat aisi hi hoti hai
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Hapy holi 2 u n ur family ! celebrate wid crackers n diyas! gather ppl 2 break dahi handi ! hoest flage throw water hallowns ! Fly kites! Play garba! Get drunk jst like i'm rite nw.. Mery christmas once again.... & Ide moubarak.
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Problems may hit u like "Haywords 5000" but u must take it as a "Royal Challenge" other wise ppl will call u an "Old Monk" & stick a "Black Label" on u but u must fight like a "Napolean", live like a "Bagpiper", walk like a "Johnny Walker", work till "8 PM" until u become the "Director Special"... Cheers..
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