SMS Khazana

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
kaise yaad na aaye apki el pal ke liye,
jab dil me ho tum har pal ke liye.
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Ek KABUTAR itna uda,
itna uda,
itna uda,
bahut uda,
bahut upar gaya,
itna uda,
BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA, ab so jao kal dhoondenge.. GOOD NITE!
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A nite is d perfect ending 4 a day. Its calm, its silent & yet brings so many stars 2 giv u company wen u think abt past, present & future. Gud Nite
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Hasne k bad kyon Rulati hai ye Duniya? Jane k bad kyon Bulati hai ye Duniya? Zindzi me kya kuch kasar baki thi jo marne k bad bhi Jalati hai ye Duniya!
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Hi! Keep messagin me & W!N xciting prizes

1st prize-lots of luv


2nd prize-life time frndship


3rd prize-free stay in my heart


OFFER VALID TILL I'm alive
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A rose wil always b a rose wither in a bouquet or thrown away.. Life u will always remain My Adorable & Lovin Friend either near or far away...
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Wen ur sad
I'm lonely...


Wen ur hapy
I'm glad...


remember dat watever u feel..



I feel it twice...




so if u feel u Miss Me..



Hello?!?





I Miss U more.
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Heart can skip beat 4 a while, memories can b kept in a file, desert can replace the nile, but nothing can stop a smile wen ur name comes on my mobile..
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3 tips 2 break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror & jus drop it.
3. U jus go & stand b4 the mirror & SMILE. Thats it!
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 :#:  A FRIEND
  ||     is like
( o )  a
(  _  ) guitar,
  u have
  2
keep tuning
once in a while
to keep the
melody of
FriendShip
Alive! Take Care
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Weneer i luk at my palms, i always stare at which of those tiny cute little cris cross lines made me so lucky 2 have a sweet frnd like u...
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Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi ladki,mahila ke hath me phul,dhaga,chain chanakti hui koi bhi chiz dekhein to turant vaha se bhag jaye.Yeh chiz RAKHI ho sakti hai.Apki jara si laparvahi aapko bhai bana sakti hai.BHARAT SARKAR DWARA PURUSH HITH MAIN JARI.
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I heard sum1 whisper ur name, but wen i turnd around 2 c who it was, i noticed i was alone den i realisd it was my heart telin me dat i miss u..
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Dur ho jane se rishte nahi tootte, nahi sirf pass rahne se judte, Yeh to dilo k Bandhan hai is liye, Hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi Bhulte..
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Frndship means 2 feel sum1 in every heartbeat, 2 find sum1 in every thought, 2 c sum1 with closed eyes & 2 miss sum1 like u.
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Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers? Its a way of saying.. IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE BURIED HERE!
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9 varas ni nanki, 10 e dmda fute, 11 e jambu jeva, 12 e sitha uge, 13 e pere bra, 14 e chiro, 15 e jangio bhino, 16 e kula mota, 17 e piko ane 18 e jikobhai jiko bolo
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1 Advice-Take Care, 1 Request-Dont Change, 1 Wish-Dont 4get ME, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We Will Always B Gud FRIENDS.
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We met, it was LUCK..
We talked, it was by CHANCE...
We becams frnds, it was DESTINY...
We r stl frnds, its DECISION..
We wl always b frnds, dats a PROMISE.
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I have a special breakfast 4 u: Aglass of CARE, A plate of LUV, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST.. & a bowl of HAPPINESS..
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Jus bcoz u got this sms u think sum1 luvs u HUH! Well, no 1 luvs u.. no 1 thinks abt u.. no 1 cares 4 u.. no 1 remember u.. more then I DO...
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If i'm a poet..den u r my poem. If i'm a musician..den u r my music. It i'm a library..den u r my books. BUT I'm a Cartoonist.. so u r my...
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koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool  nai yar  agar rok bhi sakta na u koo too na rokta gud job

No 1 can stop U!!!!!!!!All were SUPERB especially the bandar and the insaan waala joke!!!!!!!! keep posting......

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally write a luv letter 2 her:"I LUV U SISTER"
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Kya kahun tuje
khwab kahu to tut jayega
dil kahu to bikhar jayega
aa tera naam zindagi rakh du
maut se pahele to tera saath na chhoot jayega
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Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me & say HI..!
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Before the Golden Sun Rise let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Succes & Happiness 4 U & 4 Ur Family. "HAPPY DIPAWALI"
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When a black cat falls down, what will the white cat say?






dont think like
a scientist.
It will only say...





MEOW...
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I pray this DIWALI shower upon U:
1.Shanti
2.Shakti
3.Saiyam
4.Sanmaan
5.Saralta
6.Safalta
7.Samridhi
8.Sanskaar
9.Swaasthya
HAPPY DIWALI!
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EDITED by Yoindia Monitor
Reason :Use of offensive and vulgar language.
Comment: Kindly do not use any language which is abusive and offensive to other. Please help us to mantain harmony over here. All vulgar and offensive posts will be removed.

Edited by Ricky

Lovely msg for a lovely person frm a lovely heart 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time frm a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style hv a lovely day
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If u feel
..a little dizzy,
..a lot bored,
..a little sink,
..all lost,
..a little sad,
..i think I know whats wrong. U r suffering from lack of "VITAMIN - ME"
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Testing ur blood!



pls wait...



!!!
33% complete



!!!!!!
66%



!!!!!!!!!!
100% complete



Result: HIV+



Honey In Veins



Thats why u r so sweet
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Dear cute..Love is the best medicine & there is more than enough 2 go around once u open ur heart. Pls open ur heart 4 me with love...
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Friendship is not abt finding d right person but creating d right relationship. Its not abt how much v care in begining but how much v care till end
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Aao is waqt me hum bhi badal jaye..
bahot baheke ab thoda sambhal jaye..
jamana rahe na hamse aage..
ae dosto hum jamane se aage nikal jaye..
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I u find ur world as a sky & ur friends as STARS & if u dont fine ME among them.. dont worry, I've just fallen 2 make ur wish come true..
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Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota
ye to tumhare pitali ki mehrbani hai
varna tun jaise popat ke paas mobile nahi hota
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Knowing a person like u has made me happy in a million ways & if ever I have 2 let u go... I would find a million reasons 2 make u stay.
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Bhagvan Sri Krishn ne Geeta me kaha hai.. Kalyug me ek karmyogi dost hoga jo sms karta rahega.. aur dusra papi sirf padhke muskurayega..
HASS PAAPI HASS
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U want Nokia 7610 at Rs.999/- only wit free sincard & with 1000 sms free & 750 talktime free just log on 2..
Http://www.susukarkesoja@sapnomeinmilega.com
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Kash tere diye hue dard ki tuje aisi saza mile
Kash tere diye hue dard ki tuje aisi saza mile
ke tuje itni zor se toilet lage aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile
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A cop arrested a sex-worker
Woman:I', not a sex-worker but a salewoman.
Cop:What r u selling?
Woman:I'm selling condoms & giving a free demo
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Kaju



badam



akrod



pista



kishmish



All dry fruits r tasty



but they hav no comparison with u



b'coz khajur ki baat hi kuch aur hai
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Fish said 2 Water: U wont ever see my tears b'coz i'm in the water!
Water replied: But i can feel ur tears b'coz u r in my heart.
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Batao

3+3=7
kaise hue?




jaldi batao






socho socho jaldi




socho




socho




mein batau




"GALTI SE"
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Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota
Kwabo me koi mor nahi hota
Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota
Arey yar..
Humse jo kare dosti woh kabhi bor nahi hota
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1203405607802103409805406304200520380520520970230 950
select 'option' & press 'use number' it will show ur number & my number. i'm not joking...
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Jivan ma jas nathi, prem ma ras nathi, dandha ma kas nathi, javu che swarg me pan eni koi bus nathi
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Hum dosti ka farz yuhi nibhate rahenge, waqt-be-waqt apko satate rahenge, dua karo k umar lambi ho hamari, warna yaad bankar apko har pal rulate rahenge
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Flower+Fly= A beautiful scene

Stars+Moon= A romantic night

Rain+Monsoon= A lovely weather

U+Ur Smile=


Bhaago Bhoot!!!!
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2 lovers plan to sucide.
Boy jumpd 1st. gurl closed her eyes & returned back saying love is blind.
Boy in air, opened his parashute saying love never dies
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Some of the 'Best' moments in life... Lying in the bed listening 2 the rain outside, thinking about the person u love, taking a long drive on a calm road, a sweet & emotional conversation, finding money in ur old jeans jus wen u needed, giggling naughtyly.. holding hands wiy ur dear for a walk, getting a hug from some1 u care the most, the moments ur eyes are filled wit tears after a big laugh. This is a part of life! Just enjoy...
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The day I'll die & go out of ur life foever then do buy some nice & beautiful flowers for me from the money which u r saving by not sending SMS...
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I have lots of jokes in my Inbox, but i cant send u all of them. It will take lot of time.. so i'm sending u jus 1 joke...
"U are very smart"
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Wife:Mai tumhari zindgi ki Kitab hu
Husband: Ye hi to taklif hai. DIARY hoti to har saal change kar leta
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Vo kon hai jo uchchal uchchal k paida hote hai?



Pehchan kaun





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...






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Arey Budhdhu..


"POP CORN"
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Hamare kiye apne HEART me jagah rakhiye MIND me nahi...
Hame mind me rakhna kafi DANGEROUS hai..
Kyunki...?  ?   ?
Hum MIND BLOWING hai..
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Hamari achchai ka kitna fayada uthate ho, 1 msg bhej k 20 free pate ho.. Hamare dil par kyo julm dhate ho..humara msg 4wd kar k dusron ko patate ho
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Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha
WIFE: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
SARDAR: expiry date dhoond raha hu
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Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
aap jaise doston ka PYAR miljaye wo TAQDIR
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Every life in this world was painted by GOD's own hands... I'm thankful 2 him b'coz wen he painted my life.. He included 1 lovely clor: YOU
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U say & he listen is a gud frend, u say he listen & understand is the better frend, but u dont say & he understand is the best frend
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Every second God remembers u
Every moment God blesses u
Every hour God cares 4 u b'coz...
Every day I pray God 2 take care of u
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Ur absence should be long enough dat somebody misses u, It should not be so long that somebody learns 2 live witout u
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SMOKE everyday!!!
SMOKE means:

S-Send
M-Me
O-One
K-Kool SMS
E-Everyday!
So plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE.. request b a chain smoker
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In French:
"je T"amie"


In Spanish:
"Te Quiro"


In Italian:
"Te amo"


In Yugoslav:
"VoLimTe"


In English:
"GOOD MORNING"


In Gujju:
"Aliya uth havaar oadi"
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Kabhi dost kehte ho,
Kabhi dua dete ho,
Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho,
Par jab bhi hum SMS karte ho,
To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho
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Hamrai to
dua hai koi
gila nahi...
Woh gulab
jo aaj tak
khila nahi...
Jindagi me
tumko wo sab
kuch mile...
Jo dinuya me
aaj tak kisi ko
mila nahi...!
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7 wonders of the WORLD!
Guess  What...
7th Me
6th My Style
5th My Smile
4th My Personality
3rd My Nature
2nd My SMS &
1st My Friend
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God will never leave u empty, He wil replace everything u lost.. If He asks u 2 put down something, its bcoz He wants u 2 pick up something greater! Be Blessed!
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One sad news Amitabh Bachchan died


































































In DEEWAR, SHOLAY & AGNIPATH
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Saato aasman ki sair hum kar aaye,
har ek taare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek TARA khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Warma aap sochiye aap iss zameen par kaise aaye
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G-et up
O-pen ur eyes
O-ut of ur bed
D-ay has risen
M-erry life
O-ld drms cm true
R-ise & shine
N-ew plans
I-deas 4 growth
N-ice future
G-ood day 4 u
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Boy:I can kiss u without even touchin u
Girl:u cant
Boy:lagi 20 20 Rs ki
girl: ok
Boy kisses tightly
Girl:U touched me
Boy: le 20 Rs
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C.L.I.C.K.=means :
C=cant live without u
L=love u
I=i miss u
C=care about u
K=kiss from my heart 2 u.
  So whenever u miss me jus say CLICK
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The finest word: PRABHU
The best poen: PRATHNA
The world's perfect encyclopedia: GEETA
The World's best exercise: AARTI
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Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte
dosti k riste bevafa ho nahi sakte
aap bhale hame bhulake so jao
hum aapko GOOD MORNING kahe bina din saruat nahi karte
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There is a crack developed in 1 of the pilars of the residency flyover. So plz dont travel over the bridge coz it cannot holt 2 cracks at the same time
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What will happen if Salman Khan & Mallika Sherawat get married?
Simple..!


No Laundry Bills..
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Jab pyar karna seekh liya,
to pyar nibhana bhi seekh liya,
jab aaye aapki yaad,
to palko ko jukana bhi seekh liya,
iss dar se ki koi dekh na le ye aansoo,
har ghan mein muskurana bhi seekh liya
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L
O
V
E
Land of Sorrow
O
V
E
L
Ocean of Tears
V
E
L
O
Valley of Death
E
L
O
V
End of Life
So never fall in love
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U r my sweet frend
Toh kya karu?
Nachu!

  <O/
    ))
   / >

  <O>
   ((
   >>

    O/
  <))
  <<

  <O>
   ((
  < >

   O
 <))>
   >>

   O/
 <))
  / >
Khush!
Anything 4 U!
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Look not 4 beauty nor whitness of skin,
Look 4 a heart that is loyal within,
For the color will fade, the skin will grow old,
but a heart that is loyal will never grow old.
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Aaj ye baat samajh aai,
is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aai
aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,
kyun ki ravan ke baad kisiko ana tha
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3 dost the



Ballu, Kallu aur Ullu



Bulla 8 me padh raha hai,



Kallu 5 me padh raha hai



aur Ullu..



SMS padh raha hai
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SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi hai UDHARI.
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Jin ki dosti sachi hoti hai wo kab fariyad karte hai
zubah khamosh hoti hai par dil se yaad karate hai
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Apni jindgi me mujhe sharif samajna
koi gam aaye to karib samajna
de denge muskurahat ansoon ke badle
magar hazaro dosto me thoda aziz samajna
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Dosti to sirf ittifaq hai
yeh to dillon ki mulaqat hai
dosti nahi dekhti ye din hai ki raat hai
isme to sirf wafadari or jazbaat hai!
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MORNING TIME: A cup to hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon od sweet smiles & a slice of great success specially 4 U.. ENJOY THE DAY!
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Hum woh nahi jo tujhe gum mein chhod denge,
hum woh nahi jo tujse naata tod denge,
hum to tere woh dost hai..
jo agar teri saase bandh ho to apni saase jod denge
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Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti
zindagi gamo se dur bhi nahi hoti
aye dost "DOSTI" ko sanjokar rakhna
"DOSTI" har kisi k nasib me nahi hoti
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Koi aankho aankho se baat kar leta hai
koi aankhon aankhon me mulakat kar leta hai
mushkil hota hai jawab dena
jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai
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No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
Theses r my wishes 4 u, for today, tomorrow & everyday.
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Our relationship is lik d hands of clock. Though v r in the same clock, v r nt able 2 meet. Even if v meet, its only 4 few mins, Bt stil our fndship runs nonstop
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The moon said 2 me: "if ur frnd is not msging u, why dnt u leave ur frnd"
I luked back 2 d moon & said "does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine..."
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Never propose HUTCH Girl. She says only "hi"
Never propose Airtel girl. She says "Express urself"
But always propose IDEA Girl b'coz AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR WIFE
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Husband on suhag raat - jee karta hai teri julfo mein kho jau, jhumke me jhool jau, aankho me doob jau
Wife - niche bhi utrega ki kissi aur ko bulau..
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Old ppl used 2 annoy me at weddings of frends by pinching my cheeks & saying "u r next". They stopd dat shit wen i startd doing d same 2 then at funerals.
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Nafrat thi hamse to izhaar kyu kiya,
dena tha zeher to pyar kyu kiya,
dekar zeher kehte hai k pina hi hoga,
aur jab pi gaya zeher to kehte hai ab jeena hi hoga
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Din ki shuruwat haste haste...



mile hamesha khilte khilte...



dosti ke kinare chalte chalte...



yehi dua karte karte...



"SALAAM NAMASTE"
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Suna hai ki...!
 
Aap ki ek smile par log martey hai...

So keep Smiling 2 reduce Population...
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Just go to Hell!!!



Yes you !



U only !



because only you can change hell in2 Heaven by ur sweetness..!!!
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Chhote se dil k afsane bahut hai..
zindagi se zyada zakham bahut hai..
maar dalti kab ki yeh duniya...
kambakht dosto ki duao mein asar bahut hai..
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Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhe bhar aati hai,
woh subah rangen ho, woh sham nirali ho jati hai,
jab aap jaise DOSTO ki yaad aati hai
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I HATE YOU



H = Happy 2 see u
A = Always miss u
T = Thinking of u
E = Everyday & never 4get u
So i really want 2 say.. I HATE YOU
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Man- I liked ur kiss last night especially when u passed that chewing gum in2 my mouth.
Girl- What chewing gum? Dat was ur condom.
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JUDGE: U want 2 divorce ur husband 4 threatening u wit a DEADLY weapon?
WIFE: No ur honor, i'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night wit a DEAD weapon.
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Iss aane vali thand me aapko...
GHARWALI,

BAHARWALI,

SABJIWALI,

PADOSWALI,

COLLEGEWALI,

DOODHWALI,

KAMWALI,

FULWALI,
sab ka Pyar mile.
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Sab ne kaha dosti ek dard hai,
humne kaha ye dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee nahi pawoge,
humne kaha is dost ke saath maut bhi kabul hai
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Aishwariya Rai crying on her b'day..
Her mother: y r u crying?
Aish: i'm too old.
Mother: hey! u r 33 only.
Aish: But Raj is just 21
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One day papa asks son, beta tujhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Beta replies, papa mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat main aaye aur din main chali jaye
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Fill in the blank: '_____ is the 1st word dat come 2 ur mind when u think abt me.'
Answer should b straiht from ur heart, no reply means u dont think abt me..
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