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Try2StopME

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«Reply #30 on: December 31, 2005, 06:48:43 PM »

Before the clock strikes 12 & my message gets lost in a sea of S.M.S. let me wish you & your family a very healthy & prosperous 2006.
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(31st Dec. 2005)
Last day of this year, forget everything & enjoy with full entertainment & invite the New Year 2006 with happines...
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I'm so concerned about u. I wanted 2 tell you this from so long. Plz wear a Helmet from 2morrow while driving b'coz EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY. Take Care :|
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Kuch pal hote hai, kuch pal ke liye
ji le inhe hum har pal ke liye
ye waqt to ret ki tarah fissal jaega
de jaega yaadien umar bhar ke liye
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Patthar se patthar takraya aawaz tak nahi aayi
maine taj-mahal bandha magar Mumtaz nahi aayi
bas,, ab so jaa
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Teri dosti be bahut kuch sikha diya
meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya
karzdar hu mein khuda ka...
jisne mujhe aap jaise dost se mila diya
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Do u know what is the meaning of HAPPY?
H-hum
A-aap ko
P-pal
P-pal
Y-yaad karte hai....
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Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi
dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi
agar tum dur rehkar bhi hame yaad karo
isse bada hamare liye koi inam nahi
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* WISH
** You
*** a
**** VERY
***** MERRY
,!,! CHRISTMAS
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«Reply #31 on: January 01, 2006, 03:32:34 PM »

Sending u 1000000000 smiles. Take 1 for now n' keep d 999999999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 every time u think of ME 'coz i wanna c u smiling... alwayz!
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;*;*()".."()*;*;;*;
;*;*( O )*;*;*;;
*;*(,)**(,)*;*;*
;*;*;*;*;*;*;*;*
A Garden of flowers specially delivered to you.
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I
Wish
You
A...

Fantastic
January

Lovable
February

Marvelous
March

Foolish
April

Enjoyable
May

Succesful
June

Wonderful
July

Independent
August

Tastiest
October

Beautiful
November

Happiest
December

HAVE A VICTORIOUS YEAR...
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After serious & cautious consideration, ur contract of Friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2006. It was a very hard decision 2 make. So try 2 b more friendlier & caring next year. I'm giving u another chance so do ur best!!!
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«Reply #32 on: January 02, 2006, 09:47:59 AM »

I wish u 12 months HAPPINESS, 52 weeks LOVE, 365 days SUCCESS, 8760 hours GOOD HEALTH, 525600 minutes GOOD LUCK, 31536000 seconds FUN... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
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May the beautiful white snowflakes dancing in the sky carry my best wishes to you for a happy & prosperous new year
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Blessings of the new year. May the Lord bless you abundantly & may He fill your heart with love. God bless you.
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This New Year.. may each day be lit with happy moments.. may all your hopes, desires & cherished dreams come true. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
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Sada dur raho gham ki parchaiyon se,
samna na ho kabhi tanhayion se,
har arman har khwab pura ho aapka
yahi dua hai dil ki gahraiyon se
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne asma se salam bheja hai
mubarak ho apko new year
hamne ye paigam bheja hai
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bybh

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SMS Khazana

«Reply #33 on: January 02, 2006, 02:03:33 PM »

Nobody can stop u... Keep dem comin...


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Try2StopME

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SMS Khazana

«Reply #34 on: January 07, 2006, 10:11:15 AM »

Gud Morning.. Hav a Good Day!! If a Good Day is not available... u can have a Parle-G.. or 50-50... or Krackjack.. or Hide n Seek.. etc. Anyway.. its ur choice!!
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9 lessons 4 new year: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! Happy New Year !!!
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There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime
Wish You Happy New Year 2006!
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Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…
wish you happy new year with whole heart!
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Life is chemistry.Dilute ur sorrows,evaporate ur worries,filter ur
happiness & u''ll find crystals of LoVe may u get best in the LiFe that is my new year wish, Happy New Year..
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New year new blessing.Don''t let yesterday''s failures ruin the beauty of this year,b''coz each year has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
HAPPY NEW YEAR !
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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Rules for New Year:
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once for missing me everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006 !!
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«Reply #35 on: January 13, 2006, 04:41:26 PM »

If u find a frnd better than me...
Go ahead i wont stop u..
But when he or she leaves u...
Luk behind. i will b ther to...

slap u & ask u...
"ho gayi tasalli..!!!!
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Aaj tere network ko kya hua... Maine jab mobail kiya to cassate boli..
"Welcome to the Jungle.. Aap jis bandar ko call kar rahe hain.. vo ped par he.. Please try later..!!"
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Who is the 1st woman converted to man?

?
?

Think

Its an Indian..

Bolo,
Bolo

MIRABAI
(Aise lagi lagan MIRA ho gayi MAGAN)
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F R I E N D S H I P
,:*"*;, is like
*;%,*; a
__)(__ Tree..
It isnt measured how tall it could b.. but on how deep the roots are...
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Chand tare chhup gaye.. beet gai raat Dhup sunhari dekhar.. jaag gaya sansar.. Din gujre acha.. karte dua hazar.. Bhej rahe apko subah ka NAMASKAR..
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Cow, Elephant , Donkey.. discussing who is great.
Cow- i give 50 lts of milk everyday
Elephant- i eat 100 bunches of sugarcane everyday
....
HELLO !!! Its ur turn now......
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«Reply #36 on: January 13, 2006, 09:35:50 PM »

You are too good .... where do you get these from .... all of them are very good. keep the flow coming Usual Smile


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SMS Khazana

«Reply #37 on: January 17, 2006, 08:07:01 AM »

i make some sms.. i manipulate some things in2 sms.. & i get some from ppl sms'ing me....


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«Reply #38 on: February 05, 2006, 04:50:14 PM »

"Few Relations In Earth Never Die".
Want to know what is it? Read again...
(F)few
(R)relations
(I)in
(E)earth
(N)never
(D)die.
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Love is a dream but friendship is evergreen. Always remember.. dont make friends before understanding & dont break friendship after misunderstanding.
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Durion ki na purwah kiya kijiye..
dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye..
hum door zyaada nahi aapse..
bus apni ankho ko palko se mila lijiye..
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9 lesons in life:
learn 2 CARE
learn 2 CRY
learn 2 SMILE
learn 2 GIVE
learn 2 FORGIVE
learn 2 SHARE
learn 2 LUV
& learn 2 say U MISS ME!
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Kabhi mile nahi, fir bhi dil me kitna pyaar hai..
teri dosti ke bina jeevan bekar hai..
juda hona na chahu kabhi bhi tujhse..
tu hi to duniya mein sab se pyara yaar hai..
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Sardar Indian Flag lene gaya, Shopwale ne use flag diya, Sardar ne kuch pucha jise wo shopwala pagal ho gaya.. Guess Wat?
Sardar:"Isme aur color dikhao"
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Je manas prem kare e samju kehvay,
je nibhave e samajnaro kehvay,
ane je prem kari ne muki de e samji gayo kehvay.
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.**. .**.
* * *
*. .*
'*' pass this heart 2 all ur frends & also to me. If 5 comes back.. U'll get a big surprise on Valentine's Day!
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Dil ki mehfil me ujala kijiye
roz pyar bhare MSG diya kijiye
zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janaab
ke liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye
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Kabhi kabhi in aakho mein mani si hoti hai..
kabhi kabhi in hoto pe hasi si hoti hai
ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindagi..
..zindagi si hoti hai
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Teri yaado ke sahare duniya me reh lete hai..
teri judaai ka gam chupchup seh lete hai..
samjhaya dil ko ye raaz chupana..
par aasu banke wo sab keh dete hai...
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Rich people travel in cars, Poor people travel in carts, But people like you....
Travel in Hearts! Please continue your journey...
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Na saathi hai koi
na koi humsafar hai koi
hum kisi ke, na humara hai koi
par apko dekh kar keh sakte hai..
ki dost to humara bhi hai koi
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Ae chad tu chamak chahe na chamak,
humien koi bhi gam nahi
kyun ki ye sms padhne wala bhi ek chand hai
jiski chamak tujh se kam nahi
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Ajanabi galiyo se gujra nahi karte
darde dil liya or diya nahi karte
ye to rishta he dosti ka
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte
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Har ek swaas ma tari yaad muku chhu
mara thi vadhu viswaas tara ma muku chhu
sachvje mara aa viswaas ne jatan thi
mara swaas ne tara viswaase muku chhu
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Sarva
mangal
maangalye

shive
sarwarth
saadhike

sharanyee
trambake
gauri

Narayani
Namostute
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Ehsaas aapke hone ka jis pal nahi hota
saanso ka silsila bhi mukamal nahi hota
MOBILE ka inbox khubsurat nahi hota
agar isme aapka pyara sa SMS nahi hota
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Feelings r many but words r few
clouds r dark but sky is blue
life is a paper
love is a glue
everything is false..
but Frendship is true
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Dil ki awaz ko izhaar kehte hai
juki nigah ko ikraar kehte hai
sirf pane ka naam ishq nahi
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai
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Rab kare tere jaise yaar sabhi janmo me mile..
Lekin...

Agar tu mujhe SMS na kare to tujhe tumhari girlfrend se sari jindagi bahen jaisa pyar mile... ye mera shrap hai..
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The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24hrs 365days.. It functions rite from the time u r born.. until u fall in love....
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Teacher: 4 beautiful ladies r walking on d road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW!
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Marriages r made in Heaven.. then wat r made in Hell??
Ans: The days after marriage.
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«Reply #39 on: February 14, 2006, 11:11:15 AM »

Feeling of love+moments of caring+small small sharing+stupid fights+shoulders 2 cry+2b 2gether in pain=Creates a miracle called 'FRIEND'
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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi. Ladke bhi unke saath the.. Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.. HUMARI MAANGE.. pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO
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14th February, its "VLENTINE'S DAY" enjoy a lot wit ur lover. Do watever u like. Never mind if u cross the limit b'coz just after 9 months its CHILDRENS DAY
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I wish the Moon always be full & bright.. & U always be cool & right. Whenever U go to switch off the light, remember that I'm wishing you GOOD NIGHT.
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Ek sardar ne dusre sardar se puchha: Kaho sardarji kaisi rahi suhagraat?
Dusra sardar: Pahele panch chhe bar missed call laga.. jab line mili to belence khatam tha..
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Pyaari si subah me
pyaare se panchhi
pyaare se kinare,
Pyaari si udd ki boonden
pyaari si thandi hawaye
ek pyaare se dost ko
pyaara sa din de jayen
GOOD MORNING
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A Smile is like the sim card of a mobile phone, whenever u insert the simcard of a Smile.. a beautiful day is activated! ..so Keep Smiling..
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight & wipes the wrinkles away.. Hope you share & recieve a lot of smile today... Here's 1 from ME... Usual Smile

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Tiny starz shining bright. Its time 4 me 2 say good nite. So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight.. I'm wishing u sweet dreams 2nite!!
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Pesh hai pehli baar aapke phone mein nahati hu ladki:-

aj thand hai, kal nahaegi...
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Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye
zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye
hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab
hamari zindagi apke kaam aa jaye
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Ho chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jaiye
jo hai dil ke karib unke khayalo main kho hi jaiye
kar raha hoga koi intezar aapka
khwabon main hi sahi aap unse mil hi jaiye
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Sardar ki shayri:
khidki se bahar dekhta to
raste pe koi nahi tha
khidki se bahar dekhta to
raste pe koi nahi tha
raste pe ja kar dekha
to khidki me koi nahi tha
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Zindagi ek raat hai
jis mein na jane kitne khwaab hai
jo mil gaya wo apna hai
jo tut gaya wo sapna hai
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MOBILE K RULES:
1)MISS CALL se apno ki yaad taza hoti he
2)SMS se pyar badhta he
3)CALL se apnapan mehsus hota he
...to ab aap kya karoge?
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«Reply #40 on: March 17, 2006, 04:46:56 PM »

Jivan k har rang dosto se he
koi lal
koi nila
koi pila
par jab bhi aap ko dekhte hai dil bus yehi pucchta hai.. "Yeh naya rang konsa hai?"
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PICHKARI ki DHAR,
GULAL ki BAUCHAR,
APNO ka PYAR,
Yahi hai Holi ka TYOHAR...
HAPPY HOLI!!!
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Diye se roshan rahe apke ghar dwar
khushiya aye jivan me bar bar
safalta har dum kare aapka intezar
HOLI ki shubh kamnao ke saath
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Din me chain nahi
raat ko nind nahi
ji na lage kahin...!
Khuda.. kya yehi pyar hai?

Khuda: Nahi beta.. SALES walon ka yehi haal hai
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Na juban se
na nigaho se
na dimag se
na rango se
na gifts se
direct.. Dil Se...
*Happy Holi*
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**;**
0( @..@ )0
"(----)"

Paichaan kaun?

Bandar nahi..

Donkey bhi nahi

Ye tere bachpan ka photo hai re.. budhu!!
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Shehnaiya bajao,
gane gao,
nacho,
jashan manao,
kyunki..

Hum uth gaye hain....
GOOD MORNING!!
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Jo sab dete hai
woh hum nahi denge
pyar jab bhi denge
kam nahi denge
yakin na ho to azma lena
zindgi me aapko kabhi gum nahi denge
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Gulshan ko bhi kamal bana de
uski ek ada me koi ek ghazal bana de
kambakht marti nahi mujpe ladkiyan
varna Dubai me bhi Taj Mahal bana de
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Blue sweethheart
yellow bestfriend
red love
black enemy
violet sexy
pink cute
green evergreen frend

ehich color will u select for ME? Reply is a must...
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Roz logo se tere pange honge
ghar me tere roz dange honge
agar tum SMS nahi karoge
to yaad rakhna
tere saare bachcha ganje honge
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Kya lekar aaye the.. kya lakar jaoge.. mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitna chillar bachaoge.. itne paise bachakar kya.. NARAK me bangla banaoge??
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Similarity between Gandhi & Mallika Sherawat?
Dono ne kapdo ko tyag diya.. ek ne humare desh k liye or dusre ne deshwasion k liye..
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Mil gaya ..oye mil gaya.. are wah woh to mujhe mil gaya.. yahoo woh mujhe mil chuka.. he..haha.. akhirkar mujhe mera sms padhnewala bewkuf mil gaya..
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Prem to amare pan karvo hato
pam vaat khas thai nahi
Taj Mahal to amare pan bandhvo hato
pan afsoss ke loan pass thai nahi
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Inteha ho gayi intezar ki
aayi na sms ki ring mere yaar ki
hai mujhe yeh yakin.. kanjus wo hai nahin
fir vajah kya hui intezar ki??
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Sardar's frend: oye tu mujhe sab msg do do bar kyu bhejta hai?
Sardar: woh isliye agar tu ek forward karde to dusra tere pas rahe
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Har kisiki ajib kahani hai
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai
zakhm nahi phir bhi dard ka ehsaas hai
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai
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In INDIA a survey was done on How many girls wanted to kiss ME??
4% said YES
3% said No
&
93% said WOW!! Again!!!
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Freidnship means a little heart that never hates.. a cute smile that never fades.. a touch that never hurt.. & a relationship that never breaks
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Kiss kiss ki mehfil me, kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya, ek aap hai jisne har kiss ko miss kiya, ek hum hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya
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Hi STUPID.. how r u?
garm na ho yaar.. STUPID means... Super Talented Unique Personality In Demand..
Samje?? now smile STUPID...
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PHILOSOPHY: "Small things in life hurt a lot"
Dont believe???.. Wait.. eg: U can sit on a mountain but not on a pin
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«Reply #41 on: April 02, 2006, 06:15:57 AM »

FOOLse
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish kiya:

"O FOOL, u r d most wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOOOOOLS... APRIL FOOL!!!"
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Ek ladki k dono boll aapas main bat kar rahe the.. sali apni to jindgi hi kharab hai. lafda niche wali gali main hota hai aur pakde hum jate hai...
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Abhi to dosti ki hai,
waqt ana par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge,
dil par pathat rakh kar,
ek din hum khud tumhein mental hospital chod kar ayenger...
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Aap hamari guli me aaye thoda sharmaye, itraye, thoda muskuraye, thoda gabhraye, phir zor se cilaye "PLASTIC, PAPER, LOKHAND, BATLI, BHANGAR WALA"
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Jaane kya hoga is BHARAT desh ka?
Padhe likhe hone k baad bhi log angutha hi istamaal karte hain. Ab iss sms padhne waale ko hi dekh lo...
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Tere frend ko SMS ka hafta kam mil rela hai. Apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai. jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej. Shanpatti nahi karne ka kya??
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God saw u hungry, he made food
God saw u thirsty, he made water
God saw u sleepy, he made bad
God saw u witout a frend... Sala mereko phasa diya..
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Gita Saar: sms wo gyan hai jo baatne se badhta hai, isiliye hey prani, tu bill ka moh tyag de aur karm (sms) kar, tabhi manushya jamn safal hoga
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Missed Calls ki safalta k baad...

Now 1st Time in India...

Introducing...
Missed MSG...
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Judge: "you are fined Rs.11420"
Accused:"My lord, exactly Rs.11420??"
Judge:"Rs10000 for Rape & 10.2% Entertainment Tax & 4& VAT"
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The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind but goodness of a person spreads in all directions
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A day will come when the whole world will celebrate...
your personality,
your thoughts,
your ideas,
talent,
smartness,
&
that day will b 1st of April :D
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WHOS GUILTY??
wide dreaming in d middle of d night suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back" man gets up, jumps out da window n realizes "damn, i'm d husband"
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Try to understand me n dont distrub me more leave me alone last night i didnt sleep. Thinking of u so dont play wit my life plza...
(sardar talking to a machchar)
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Its magic.. enter the password & u'll see AISHWARIYA RAI..

Try

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Try2StopME!

aaj bhi log tuje popat banate he
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Those sparkling eyes, that amazing face, a 100watt smile, the enthu stride, the cheerful talk, charming personality! I'm still da same.. How r U?
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Rose is rose whether it is in garden or in dustbin. Similarly u are my best & close frend whether u are in dental hospital or mental hospital
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Dekh kya rahe ho?
chavanniyan hai.. utha lo ..sms karne k kaam ayengi kanjoos...
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«Reply #42 on: May 01, 2006, 07:45:26 AM »

Commerce Professor asks d student:"Whats d most important source of finance law 4 starting business?"
Student replies:"Father in Law"
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Kitni jaldi ye mulakat guzar jati hai
pyas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai
apni yado se kehdo is tarha na aya kare
nind aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai
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Aap salamat rahe yahi dua karte hain. Ab 1 sms se kya bataye ki, hum apko kitna yaad karte hain.
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Yun to kisika peecha nahi karte
dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi karte
ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna
itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte
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Hamare dil me dhadkan aapki sunai deti hai
aakho me surat aapki dikhai deti hai
chalte to hum hai
lekin jab mudte hai to parchai aapki dikhai deti hai
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Zakhm aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi
aag aise lagayi k pani se bhi na buj payi
aaj bhi rote hai unhe yaad karke
jise hamari yaad kabhi na aayi
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Dil dil se juda nahi hote
yuhi kisi par fida nahi hote
pyaar se bada to dosti ka rishta hota hai
kyon ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote
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Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haq he
har rooh ko ek aah ka haq he
hum bhi dil lekar aaye he is duniya me
hame bhi ek gunah karne ka haq hai
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Tera khyal mere dil se jata nahi
meri aankho ko tere siva koi aur bhata nahi
aarzoo hai tujhe roz dekhne ki
par kya karu MADARI tuje roz lata nahi
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Easiest way 2 die:
1.Have a cigar daily -u'll die 10yrs early
2.Have drinks daily -u'll die 30yrs early
3.But luv some1 truely -u'll die daily
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Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye
dhire se hawa apko kuch keh jaye
dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango
hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye
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Ratein kya dhali, sitare chale gaye
gairo se kya gila, jab apne bichhad gaye
jeet to sakte the ishq ki bazi hum bhi
par aapko jeetne ke liye, hum harte chale gaye
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Poonam ki raat me chand badal jata he
waqt k saath insan badal jata he
sochte he k apko tang na kare
magar sochte sochte plan badal jata he
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Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi
par bewaqt hame yaad kar liya karo
mana apke aas pas sari duniya hai
kabhi hamari kami ka bhi ehsas kar liya karo
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Whats Heaven?
American salary, british house, chinese food & Indian wife

Whats Hell?
Ameican wife, british food, chinese house & Indian salary
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Khushi ka har pal ho aapke liye
baharo ka gulista ho aapke liye
kamyabi ki manzil ho aapke liye
bas ek pal aapka ho hamare liye
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«Reply #43 on: May 02, 2006, 09:16:49 AM »

Haath mein aap kay mobile hai,
SMS ki aik choti ci price hai,
Phir bhi aap sms karte nahin,
Kanjoosi ki kya khoob height hai.

Dar dar bhatakte firte hain armaan ki tarah.. harr koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah..
In DOSTO se CALL kii aas kya karein.. Yeh to SMS bhi karte hain Ehsaan kii tarah..!

Ehsaas aapke hone ka jis pal nahi hota
saanso ka silsila bhi mukamal nahi hota
MOBILE ka inbox khubsurat nahi hota
agar isme aapka pyara sa SMS nahi hota

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gum ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Kushiyan dya karte hain aur ghum lya karte hain,
Issi chakkar mein hum ajkal jya karte hain,
Kabhi tum bhi to kuchh likho yaar,
Badi ulfat se hum tumhe SMS kia karte hain


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SMS Khazana

«Reply #44 on: May 06, 2006, 07:15:21 AM »

U've good STYLE

U've good CLASS

U've good LOOKS

U've good FACE

U've good CHARM

U've good BRAIN!

Oops
sorry
galat number pe bhej diya!!!
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Taste this sms. Did u feel the taste of ginger??

no???

sure??

wel...
BANDAR KYA JANE ADRAKH KA SWAD!!
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ARZ KIYA HAI SIRF AAPKE LIYE:
Tumsa koi dusra zameen par hua
to rab se shikayat hogi
ek to jhela nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi
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Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako
chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako
dost to duniya me bahut hote hai
par ek aisa ho jiske bin tum muskura na sako
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Koi hai jo dua karta hai
apno me hame bhi gina karta hai
bahut khushnaseeb samjhte hai khud ko hum
dur reh k bhi jab koi yaad kiya karta hai
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Aankho me rehne valo ko yad nahi karte
dil me rehne valo ko baat nahi karte
hamari to rooh me basgaye hai aap
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte
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Our friendship is just like WATER, no colour, no shape, no place, no taste, But is still essential for living.. So have it forever
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Hum mazro se dur hai, ankho se nahi
hum khwabo se dur hai, khayalo se nahi
hm dil se dur hai, dhadkan se nahi
hum aap se dur hai, aap ki yado se nahi
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Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho
Girl: nahi yaar.. main to sirf bathroom singer hoon

Boy: To bulaao na kabhi mehfil janmate hai!
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A gal checked her weight-58kg
removed sandal-56
then jacket-53
then dupatta-52
Then coins khatam.
Then sardar in que behind her said: u carry on. I'll put coins!!
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Aap manzil ko mushkil samjhte hai
hum apko manzil samjhte hai
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye mein
aap hame sapna or hum apko apna samjhte hai
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Tufan me kashti ko kinare milte hai
jahan me logo ko sahare milte hai
duniya me sabse pyari hai jindagi
lekin kuch log jindgi se bhi pyare milte hai
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"Namaskar" This is "Friendship Care Centre". Aap ki dosti ki validity khatam hone vali hai. Kripiya turrant hi 1 SMS kar k recharge karale. "Dhanyavad"
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Karz dosti ka ada kon karega
dost na ho to dosti kon karega
a khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna
varna meri shaadi me bartan saf kon karega
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Lafz aap do, geet hum banayenge
manzil aap pao, rasta hum banayenge
khush aap raho, khushiya hum dilayenge
aap bus dost bane raho, dosti hum nibhayenge
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Friendship Test
Call if u love ME
Missed call if u are a True Friend
Text back if u Care
Text a joke if u Like ME
Just ignore if u Hate ME??
I'll wait 5mins.
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Na kabhi ye chupaya k pyar kitna hai
na kabhi ye jataya k dard kitna hai
bus ek hame aur uss khuda ko hai maloom hai
ke unse mulakat ka intezar kitna hai
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Dosti ghazal hai gungunane k liye
dosti nagma hai sunane k liye
yeh woh jajba hai jo sabko milta nahi
hosla chahiye dosti nibhane k liye
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Do u know Tear can sometime be more special then Smile. B'coz Smile can be given for any1 but Tears r shed for only those v dont want 2 loose
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Sweet raho CADBURY ki tarah
fresh raho CLOSE-UP ki tarah
beautiful raho FAIR & LOVELY ki tarah
tension free raho CHILD ki tarah
Aur smart raho MERI tarah..
Gud Morning!!
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Tu POPAT hai...

P=Polite
O=Obedient
P=Preety
A=Admirable
T=Talented
Now u r smiling hai na..

par tu hai to POPAT hi
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3 monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching tv
2nd found playing football
&
3rd..

?

No yaar
its not u

Hamesh aapne hi kyun sochte ho
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Nescafe!
/ >
C|""""""| Specially
t____| 4 U
i mixed it with 1tsp of Care & 2tsp of Happiness.
Good Morning
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Hold 10 Roses in ur habd & stand opposite of the mirror. U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most beautiful Rose in the world is u my dear friend.
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bachhe ki bhi ek zidd hoti hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
kanjoosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Arz kiya hai...
aaj-kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai. (wah wah! wah wah!)
aaj-kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai.
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai??
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Beshaq kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko
khuda se bhadkar yaar mila humko
na rahi tamanna ab kisi janat ki
a dost teri dosti me woh pyar mila humko
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Be a POET when u r alone

Be a KING when u command

Be a SCIENTIST when u work

Be a LOVER when u see arts

Be a HISTORY when u die

&

Be MY FRIEND until v live
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Mera ikrar tere inkar se behtar hoga
mera pyaar tere nafrat se behtar hoga
ek bar palat k dekhna apni doli se
mera janaza tere barat se behtar hoga
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Regretting over yesterday & fear of tomorrow are the two theives which steal our present... Live for today..

Good Morning
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