SMS Khazana -Panna 4:SMS , mobile & JOKES

samir_bc

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«Reply #45 on: May 06, 2006, 07:56:46 AM »

very nice carry on, try to not stop

Tum bahaar ho bahaar hee rehna,
mere dil ke ghar mein hee chhupi rehna,

bacha lunga tumhein main sab dukho se aansuon se,
bas mujhse PYAAR karti rehna


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Try2StopME

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SMS Khazana

«Reply #46 on: June 05, 2006, 06:55:38 AM »

Dosti kabhi amanat nahi hoti
aur ye kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti
humse dosti zara sambhal ke karna
hamari dosti ki kaid mein zamanat nahi hoti
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Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to aywga jawab
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas
samj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke paas
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Once all village people decided 2 pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gatheres, only 1 boy came with umbrella!
THAT'S FAITH
Believe in Yourself!!!
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Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak
hum hasayenge tumhe khushi se gham tak
ae dost kabhi humse naraz na hona
saath rehna hamare aakhri dum tak
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Bhule se bhi kisi ko na rulana
jindagi me sabko hasana
dushman ko bhi gale lagana
phir bhi koi gham ho to
iss number pe phone lagana
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Sitam sahene ki bhi hadd hoti hai
intezar karne ki bhi hadd hoti hai
sms karne ki koshish karo janaab
muft ke sms padhne ki bhi hadd hoti hai
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;1*23*35*555*;
1x6( 3@..367@
647)54x
4 "(4-4-4-4)"
*4*3*
Krupa karke sirf numbers delete karo tumhe apna beautiful chehra nazar ayega!!
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Nigahein aapki pehchan hai hamari
mushkurahat aapki shaan hai hamari
rakhna hifazat se tum apne aapko
kyunki dosti aapki jaan hai hamari
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Kash khushiyo ki koi dukan hoti
aur hame uss dukan ki pehchan hoti
khud ki kasam bharde te tera dil khushiyo se
fir chahe uski keemat meri jaan hoti
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Rishto ki ye duniya hai mirali
sab rishto se pyari dosti hamari
manjur hai aansu bhi aankho mein hamari
agar aa jaye muskaan honto pe tumhari
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Tere gham me tadap k mar jayenge
mar gaye to tera naam kenge
rab ko rishwat de ke tujhe bhu bhulaenge
jab tum upar aaoge to saath baith k KURKURE khayenge!!
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Q. Beta kya kaam karte ho??
Ans. Ji Samaj Seva karta hu...

MATLAB???

"Gire hue ko uthata hu aur bichde hue ko milata hu"

KAISE??

"Main BRA banata hu"
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Saw my msg?

no???

now can u??

Still cant??

b'coz words cant express how special u r
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Zindagi ka raaz, raaz rehne dijiye
jo bhi ho aitraaz, aitraaz rehne dijiye
par jab ye dil, dil se milna chahe
ye mat kehna ki aaj rehna dijiye
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Try2StopME

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SMS Khazana

«Reply #47 on: June 05, 2006, 06:56:11 AM »

Teacher: Kal skool kyun nahi aaye?
Sardar: Gir gaya aur lag gayi

Teacher: Kahan gire aur kahan lagi??
Sardar: Pillow pe gira aur aankh lag gayi
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Nanand: Bhabhi nava chokhaa (rice) keva chhe??
Bhabhi: Tamara bhai jeva

Nanand: Kevi Ritey??
Bhabhi: Jaldi chadi jayay chhe
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Har kisiki ajib kahani hai
chup rehna bhi yaar ki nishani hai
zakhm nahi phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsaas hai
lagta hai dil ka tukda aaj bhi kisi ke paas hai
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Chand ki rato me sara jahan sota hai
lekin kisi ki yaad me koi badnaseeb rota hai
khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
agar kare to kabar tak juda na kare
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Ek ladki ko dekha to aise laga
doosri ladki ko dekha to vaise laga
jab dono ne joote maare...
to ek jaisa laga
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Tumhari yaado ko rok pana hai mushkil
rote hue dil ko manana hai mushkil
ye dil aapko kitna yaad karta hai
iss sms me likh pana hai mushkil
meri nind churakar so gaye kya??
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Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hai
kuch palo ke liye har gham bhula dete hai
kaise bhig sakati hai aapki palke
aapke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai
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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme sambandh nahi
woh sambandh hi kya jisme yaadein nahi
woh yaadein hi kya jime aap nahi
aur woh aap hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
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Do u know wat is the meaing of HAPPY?
H-hum
A-aap ko
P-pal
P-pal
Y-yaad karte hai
aap bhi hame HAPPY kar liya karo
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Teacher 2 sardar: Make a sentence in which 1 word id repeated 2 times.
Sardar: If Lara Dutta marries Brain Lara, she becomes Lara Lara
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deepansh

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Re: SMS Khazana

«Reply #48 on: July 31, 2013, 03:14:23 PM »

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega


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deepansh

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Re: SMS Khazana

«Reply #49 on: August 01, 2013, 09:31:21 AM »

Full form of Girl .....!
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G :Gappo mai sab se
agey....!
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I : Innocent sirf
shakal se....!
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine....!
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L : Ladai me sab ki
maa....!.
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