*Some Jokes For YOU*

by Roja on March 16, 2009, 03:00:00 AM
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«Reply #15 on: August 19, 2009, 04:52:08 PM »
Thanks Jas ji
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«Reply #16 on: August 21, 2009, 05:00:09 AM »

Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

 tongue3
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«Reply #17 on: August 21, 2009, 05:01:45 AM »
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have come again..

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«Reply #18 on: August 21, 2009, 07:28:33 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard


I liked that Minimum & Maximum    Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause




jasbir singh
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Pooja
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«Reply #19 on: August 21, 2009, 07:34:24 PM »
Quote from: bekarar on March 16, 2009, 06:46:44 AM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.

------------ --------- --------- ----
 Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #20 on: August 21, 2009, 07:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Roja on August 02, 2009, 03:31:04 PM
एक मुर्गी अंडे खरीदने बाज़ार गई!

मुर्गी दुकानदार से: दो अंडे देना!

दुकानदार: आप अंडो का क्या करेगी?

मुर्गी: मुर्गे ने कहा है डार्लिंग 2 रुपये के लिये अपना फिगर मत ख़राब करो!


 tongue3

 DOH DOH  Applause Applause Applause
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Roja
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«Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 03:44:25 PM »
Thanks Jas ji and Pooja di  tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #22 on: August 27, 2009, 02:05:01 AM »
teacher ne sharab ka nuksan btane ke liye
1 kida shrab me dala to wo mar gaya................

teacher-apne kya sikha?Huh?Huh??

Mast Hero:-yahi sir,sharab peene se pait(pet) ke kide mar jate hai
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«Reply #23 on: August 27, 2009, 02:30:53 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))Wah bahut khoob Roja ji,very funny jokes. icon_thumleft Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
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«Reply #24 on: August 27, 2009, 02:34:13 AM »
Quote from: madhuwesh on August 27, 2009, 02:30:53 AM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))Wah bahut khoob Roja ji,very funny jokes. icon_thumleft Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley

Thanks Madhu  Usual Smile
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«Reply #25 on: August 27, 2009, 02:34:57 AM »
A girl phoned me the other day and said...

"Come on over, there's nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home

 tongue3
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«Reply #26 on: August 29, 2009, 03:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Roja on August 27, 2009, 02:34:57 AM
A girl phoned me the other day and said...

"Come on over, there's nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home

 tongue3



 DOH DOH DOH
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«Reply #27 on: August 30, 2009, 08:19:48 PM »
Ek chhota baby apni pregnent mummy se puchta hai isme kya hai?

Mummy: Isme pyara baby hai..

Baby: Itna pyara tha tou kha kyun gaye......
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«Reply #28 on: August 30, 2009, 08:22:21 PM »
Sardar ji standing below a tube light with an open mouth...
WHY?














Bcz his doctor advised him "TODAYS DINNER SHUD B LIGHT"......
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«Reply #29 on: September 04, 2009, 07:05:29 PM »
Ankhon main kuch kami thi
mujh main shayda vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se saari raat phone pe baat ki
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi...... Laughing hard Laughing hard
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