some LAWS

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

 Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire,

the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move

faster than the one you are in now.

Bath THEOREM

When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are

with someone you don't want to be seen with.

 LAW of the RESULT

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it

will.

 LAW OF BIOMECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

LAW OF COFFEE

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask

you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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