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Ustad: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Shagird: Seven!
Ustad: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Shagird: Seven!
Ustad: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Shagird: Six.
Ustad: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Shagird: Seven!
Ustad: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Shagird: I've already got one rabbit at home now.
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«Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 10:41:08 AM »
Lady Teacher nay class main sawal kia...
I Miss You ka matlab batao??

Pathan : Is ka matlab hai, Main tumhari miss hon
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«Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 10:41:32 AM »
Teacher: Tum Late Q Aaye..?
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahe Thay..
Teacher: Wo Lar Rahe Thay To Tum Late Q Aaye..?
Student: Kya Karta Mera 1 Joota Ammi K Pas Tha Or 1 Abbu K Pas Thaa ...
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«Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 10:42:00 AM »
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n
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«Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 10:42:54 AM »

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Student : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Student : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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«Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 10:44:17 AM »
Sir : Bachoo kasam khao kabi sharab, cigarette nahi pio gaye....
Bachay : Nahi karain gaye sir........

Sir: har larki ko apni maan, behan samjho gaye.....
Bachay: samjhain gaye sir........

Sir : kabi gaadi tez nahi chalao gaye...
bachay : nahi chalain gaye sir......

Sir: kabi Joa nahi khelo gaye.........
Bachay: nahi khelen gaye sir.........

Sir: apnay mulk k liye jaan b de do gay..........
Bachay: De dain gay sir, wese b aysi jaan ka aur karain gaye b kya
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«Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 10:47:37 AM »
Nice stuff's Thumbs UP
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«Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 10:48:03 AM »
Thank U,.
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«Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 10:52:39 AM »
Welcome Usual Smile
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«Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 04:58:35 PM »
very entertaining!
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«Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 05:23:47 PM »
Thyank U Ji,.
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«Reply #11 on: March 04, 2009, 01:24:18 AM »
GREAT JOKES..
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«Reply #12 on: March 04, 2009, 12:52:05 PM »
Quote from: Jaanasheen on March 03, 2009, 05:23:47 PM
Thyank U Ji,.

Your Welcome Ji! HEHEHEHEHE
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«Reply #13 on: March 04, 2009, 01:02:01 PM »
Quote from: pandit on March 04, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
GREAT JOKES..

Thank U Pandit Ji,.
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