STUPID QUESTIONS !

by sammu1984 on October 24, 2004, 10:34:50 AM
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Stupid Questions      
Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??
10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
obvious situations and some equally stupid answers.

1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high
heeled shoes steps on yourfeet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia.....

why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish
good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement.
We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant
aunt > meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,insensitive
lout..
it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought I
was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of
chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: October 24, 2004, 01:09:42 PM »
ha ha ha ha happy9happy9
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akela
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«Reply #2 on: October 24, 2004, 10:27:53 PM »
lol
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Tosha
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«Reply #3 on: October 26, 2004, 12:10:28 AM »
yah kiya queation bhi aap ne puche
aur answer bhi khud hi de diye...tongue3
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Pooja
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«Reply #4 on: October 26, 2004, 03:00:35 PM »
nice one!!!!
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sammu1984
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«Reply #5 on: October 28, 2004, 06:22:05 PM »
thanxs everybody ! ha tosha warna uski stupidity kaise maloom hoti ....
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sbechain
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«Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 11:38:17 AM »
Stupid Questions      
Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??
10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
obvious situations and some equally stupid answers.

1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high
heeled shoes steps on yourfeet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia.....

why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish
good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement.
We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant
aunt > meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,insensitive
lout..
it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought I
was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of
chalk and now it's in flames!!!


thats g8 dear =

)) Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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