*SUNDAY MASTI*

by Roja on March 29, 2009, 06:49:33 AM
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Aaj Sunday Hai... Toda Hassi Mazak Ho Jaye  tongue3

BHAKT JANO
(VICHITRA HAI....BUT SATYA HAI )

Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse ruth gaya aur bola...
Aapki sab puja karte hain par mujhe koi nahi puchta...

Lakshmi ji boli " 'ab se har saal meri puja se 10-15 din pehle tumhari puja hogi....

Us din sab Ullu puje jayenge.

Tabhi se Diwali ke pehle us din ko
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KARVA CHAUTH ke naam se manaya jaata hai.....


JAI HO…
Giggle Giggle Giggle
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sajid_ghayel
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«Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 09:15:27 AM »
Waise apne ullu ko meri taraf se namaskar kehna.... Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Aaj kuch ziyada hi Sunday mana rahi ho.... DOH DOH
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Roja
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«Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 04:03:16 PM »
Quote from: sajid_ghayel on March 29, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
Waise apne ullu ko meri taraf se namaskar kehna.... Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Aaj kuch ziyada hi Sunday mana rahi ho.... DOH DOH

Arre maine doosron ko kaha, apnewale ko nahi  tongue3
Haan aaj sunday manaya maine maximum YO pe...waqt guzara  hello2 hello2
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Talat
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«Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 04:09:59 PM »
LOL.... Laughing hard Laughing hard
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Roja
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«Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 02:07:46 AM »
Quote from: Celmira on March 29, 2009, 04:09:59 PM
LOL.... Laughing hard Laughing hard

 Giggle Giggle
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Roja
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«Reply #5 on: April 26, 2009, 05:33:24 PM »
Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to
New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

 Laughing hard
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«Reply #6 on: April 26, 2009, 05:35:04 PM »
Baniya on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons daughters ru all here?

Yes, Papa

Baniya:To phir barabar wale kamre

ka pankha Q khula hay ?  tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 01:32:42 AM »
Cop arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My Wife...
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Roja
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«Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 01:33:46 AM »
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No , but the thought of long life will never come again.

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Roja
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«Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 01:34:31 AM »
Why do women live longer than men?

Simple... Shopping never causes any heart attack, but paying the hefty bills

does!

 tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 01:36:34 AM »
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"


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Roja
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«Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 01:46:03 AM »
Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...

 tongue3
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«Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 01:53:49 PM »
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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«Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 09:37:37 PM »
Bohat Achche,. Specially, Divorce Case Aur Rahul Ke Baare Mien,.
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«Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 09:43:51 PM »
Quote from: Roja on March 29, 2009, 06:49:33 AM
Aaj Sunday Hai... Toda Hassi Mazak Ho Jaye  tongue3

BHAKT JANO
(VICHITRA HAI....BUT SATYA HAI )

Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse ruth gaya aur bola...
Aapki sab puja karte hain par mujhe koi nahi puchta...

Lakshmi ji boli " 'ab se har saal meri puja se 10-15 din pehle tumhari puja hogi....

Us din sab Ullu puje jayenge.

Tabhi se Diwali ke pehle us din ko
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
KARVA CHAUTH ke naam se manaya jaata hai.....


JAI HO…
Giggle Giggle Giggle

ha ha ha ... Good one Roja... baki sab bhi bahoot ache lage... magar yah wala ... too good......
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