SUNDAY MASTI

by Roja on March 29, 2009, 06:49:33 AM

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vikas2210

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«Reply #15 on: April 30, 2009, 02:13:47 PM »

Roja ji bahut khoob lage rahooooooooo Usual Smile


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009, 02:17:22 PM »

Thanks Azeem, Pooja di, Vikas ji


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #17 on: April 30, 2009, 02:19:05 PM »

Boy : Mai 18 year ka hu aur tum???

Girl : Mai bhi 18 year ki hu....

Boy: Toh fir chalna serma na kaisa ?

Girl : Kaha???

Boy: Vote dene...


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aaina

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«Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 09:12:04 PM »

lol.....................roja


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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 09:17:02 PM »

Hmm, Vota Ka Bada Achcha Likha Hai Ji,.


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #20 on: May 01, 2009, 10:01:48 AM »

Thanks dear Aslam and Azeem


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #21 on: May 01, 2009, 10:03:09 AM »

Old man to Class Teacher-

Sir, BUNTY Ko Bula do.

Sir- Aap kaun?

Old man- Mai Uska Dada.

Sir- Wo Chhutti Lekar Apki MAYYAT Mein Gaya Hai


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 10:04:25 AM »

Ek dost ne Santa se pucha- Yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyu dekhta rehta he?

Santa- Yaar kuch bijli to unki bhi kharch hone do


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 10:06:16 AM »

1st Sardar: Yaar Jail Ko Hawalaat Kyun Kehte Hai?

2nd Sardar : Kyun Ke Jail Main Sirf Hawa Or Laat Hi Khane Ko Milti Hai


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 10:07:50 AM »

Santa 5 minute me paper dekar exam hall se bahar aa gaya.

Sir: Paper nahi aata tha kya?

Santa: Actually wo agle paper ki taiyari karni he.


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #25 on: May 01, 2009, 10:10:23 AM »

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #26 on: May 01, 2009, 10:14:37 AM »

Lady to the doctor over the phone. “ Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.

'Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”

Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #27 on: May 01, 2009, 10:18:48 AM »

SANTA:PEOPLE CONSIDER ME AS "GOD"

BANTA:HOW DO YOU KNOW??

SANTA:WHEN I WENT TO PARK TODAY,

EVERYBODY SAID,OH GOD! YOU HAVE COME AGAIN.


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Roja

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Re: *SUNDAY MASTI*

«Reply #28 on: May 03, 2009, 03:22:15 PM »

टीचर (क्लास मे पढाते हुए), "बच्चो आयकर, बिक्रीकर, भूमिकर से मिलता झुलता कोइ और शब्द बताओ।"

निशु, "सर, एक नही तीन शब्द सुने, सुनील गावासकर, सचिन तैंदुलकर और दिलीप वेंगसरकर।"