*~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Roja

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Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

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2 Cockroach Gaana Gaa Rahe Thhe : "Aashiq Banaaya Aapne" ...
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Dono Marr Gaye ...
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Because Gaana "HIT" Tha ...


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Rajesh Harish

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 08:16:21 AM »

Nice Roja Ji Applause


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sajid_ghayel

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 01:32:59 PM »

Roja tumhe shayer banne ki inspiration kaha se mili hain main samaj gaya


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Roja

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 08:09:26 AM »

Thanks Rajesh Haresh ji and Sajid ji


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Pooja

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 09:56:17 PM »

This one is tooo Gooood

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!


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pandit

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #5 on: February 28, 2009, 01:24:12 AM »

wow..
great fun going on here.......


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Roja

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 02:30:05 AM »

Thank you very much for reading Pooja di and Pandit ji..


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Roja

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #7 on: February 28, 2009, 02:33:19 AM »

Santa & Banta were in conversation on the beach :

Santa : Praaji , Isse 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?

Banta : Tumhe nahe pata ?

Santa : Nahe pata.

Banta : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai
Isliye issei beach kahete hai .


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Roja

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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #8 on: February 28, 2009, 02:36:15 AM »

Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.'

'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. I am not your son.'

I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman


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Re: *~*Sunday With SMS Torture*~*

«Reply #9 on: February 28, 2009, 02:01:14 PM »

[pb]Bohat Achche Jokes Hain Roja Behna,.


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