**--Talat ji & Nishita Ji --**

by kcpandey on November 01, 2004, 01:42:21 PM
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #15 on: November 03, 2004, 05:43:45 PM »
pandey ji kya baat hai,.............
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Pooja
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«Reply #16 on: November 03, 2004, 06:06:03 PM »
nomore@questions.kcpandey.net!!!!!
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akela
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«Reply #17 on: November 03, 2004, 08:27:36 PM »
Usual Smile
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akela
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«Reply #18 on: November 03, 2004, 08:39:32 PM »
watsgoingonhere@akela.com

ok now see and laugh at
www.kcpandeyjijokesbook.com
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kcpandey
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«Reply #19 on: November 04, 2004, 05:51:05 AM »
Abh to bahoot hai...
aap ko .pdf mein merge karke send kur denge

Wait................ :lol:
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Talat
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«Reply #20 on: November 04, 2004, 02:28:53 PM »
happy9 happy9 happy9
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Pooja
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«Reply #21 on: November 04, 2004, 04:08:22 PM »
Usual Smile
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akela
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«Reply #22 on: November 05, 2004, 12:44:29 AM »
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Rishi
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«Reply #23 on: November 05, 2004, 07:52:59 AM »
**
A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The
HR manager interviewed him, and then gave him a test, which was to clean the floor. After that the HR manager said "You are engaged, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as
when you will start".

The man replied, "I don't have a computer, neither an email".

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "if you don't have an email, that means
you do not exist. And he, who doesn't exist, cannot have the job".

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only
US$10 in his pocket. The man then decided to go to the supermarket and
bought a 10Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.

In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$. The man
realized that he could survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled day by day.
A short time later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his
own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man became one of the
biggest food retailers in the U. S. He started to plan his family's
future, and decided to get life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his email.

The man replied: "I don't have an email".

The broker replied curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?"!!

The man thought for a while, and replied: "an office boy at Microsoft!"

The moral of this story:

1- Internet is not the solution to your life
2- If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an
office boy, rather than a millionaire.
4- Don't think a High Tech Job can automatically earn money

P.S.: Do not reply to this message, I am going to sell tomatoes.
**
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Talat
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«Reply #24 on: November 05, 2004, 01:22:17 PM »
happy9happy9happy9
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kcpandey
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«Reply #25 on: November 05, 2004, 03:32:27 PM »
Nice Rishi Ji....Good work all Friends...
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Pooja
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«Reply #26 on: November 05, 2004, 03:35:15 PM »
Usual Smile
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Talat
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«Reply #27 on: February 28, 2008, 06:51:51 PM »
If anything wrong (ple do not mind, {Talt ji & Nishita Ji }) Just joking

Scene: Talat is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan.
Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting, Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.
Talat : Nishita Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde
Nishita: Ok Talat
Nishita goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it
for a six!
Talat:Nishita ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam
tamam karde
Nishita : Ok Talat
She goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for
a six again. Now there are two balls and 12 runs.
Talat : Nishita  ab Kapil se jaake kehna ek khatarnak out swinger daalde aur Imran
ko catchout karde.
Nishita: Ok Talat
 She  goes to Kapil and tells the message again. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran
again hits it for a six again.
Now just one ball and six runs to win.
Nishita: Talat ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?
Talat : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

Aaj phir se hansaya hai aapne..
kahan gayab hain pandey ji aap !
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Pooja
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«Reply #28 on: February 28, 2008, 06:54:53 PM »
joke bahoot hi acha banaya hai Usual Smile pard kar such mai bahoot hansi aai
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Talat
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«Reply #29 on: February 28, 2008, 07:03:29 PM »
Usual Smile
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