~~~Teacher vs. Student~~~

Madam : What Is Your Name?
Student: Kehra Sadha Naa Nahi Janda.

Madam : Your Age.
Student: Dil Hona Cahide Jawaan Umra Wich Ki Rakheya

Madam : Your Address.
Student: Do Adde Mitran De,Ya Thake Ya Thane.

Madam : In Which Class Do You Read?
Student: Mehfil Mitran Di Lagdi Roj Chubare.

Madam : Your Hobbies?
Student: Mitran Nu Shonk Hathiyaran Da.

Madam : Your Aim.
Student: Ni Tu Jatt Di Pasand Jatt Ne Veyoni Aa

Madam : Uff! I Am Going.
Student: Ghar Tera Labh Lwange,Tu Naam Us Ja Mutiyare..............

Thank You Roja Ji.

Thanx Sahb JI..

Shukriya Madhuwesh ji..