Things only a mom can teach

by arsenmen on July 27, 2007, 03:39:47 AM
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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
&
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
The store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
...............
My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
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Sahiba Zehra
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«Reply #1 on: July 29, 2007, 12:39:19 PM »
hume nahi pata yaha hanse ki ..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 03:28:22 PM »
hasna math
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Sahiba Zehra
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«Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 06:32:48 PM »
To ye kis liye hai ?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 05:47:48 PM »
pakane k liye
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Sahiba Zehra
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«Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 06:39:15 PM »
sahi kaha apne arsenmen G
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«Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 06:42:25 PM »
kys g g laga rakka hai......izzat derahi hai yaa budda bol k beizzat kar rahi hai
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