Thoughts........

Your future depends on your dreams". ... So go to sleep!

"Hard work never killed anybody" ...But why take the risk !

If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

One should love animals. ...They are so tasty!

Borrow money from Pessimists! ...They don't expect it back!

Money can not buy happiness! ...But it sure makes misery easier to live with!!


Misers aren't much fun to live with... But they make great ancestors!

NOBODY IS PERFECT ... AND I'M NOBODY!

WIFE: Worries Invented For Ever!

When I drink, I fall asleep;
When I fall asleep, I do no sin;
When I do no sin, I go to heaven;
So let's all drink and go to heaven!

Liquor is man's greatest enemy. The Bible says 'Love Thy Enemy'. So let's drink and love our enemy!

If a book about failures doesn't sell.. ...Is it SUCCESS!?

Cigarette is a paper tube filled with grass... There's fire at one end and a fool at the other end!

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