Ticket please!!

by Suhas on October 21, 2004, 09:17:31 AM
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Three Indians and three Pakistani's are travelling by train to a cricket
match at the World Cup in England.

At the station, the three Pakistani's each buy a ticket and watch as the
three Indians buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you
going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Pakistani. "Watch and
learn," answers one of the Indians. They all board the train. The
Pakistani's take their respective seats but all three Indians cram into a
toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed,
the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door
and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges with a ticket inhand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
Pakistanis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game,
they decide to copy the Indians on the return trip and save some money
(being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Indians don't buy a ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Pakistani.  "Watch and learn," answers an Indian.

When they board the train the three Pakistanis cram into a toilet and soon
after the three Indians cram into another nearby.

The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Indians leaves the toilet
and walks over to the toilet where the Pakistanis are hiding. He knocks on
the door and says, "Ticket please."   :wink:
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: October 21, 2004, 02:53:23 PM »
ha ha ha ha!!!!! G :lol:  :lol: D  :lol: NE!!!!!!
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Suhas
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«Reply #2 on: October 22, 2004, 04:01:14 AM »
Thanks...P Usual Smile  Usual Smile JA ji.
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