time pass jokes

     

One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said


"hijack"


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Everybody in the plane put there hands up.


Then suddenly

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Another guy from another side got up and said


"hi...john"

thanku

ha ha

Good one Sam

Thanks samnoj

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,

 

"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."


An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick ."

 

The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."


Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Andrew ."

 

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.


Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, " It was Jesus Christ ."

 

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."


As the teacher was giving Jayant his money,

 

she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

 

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is busin ess!"

Good Reply...

thanku mahiya ji