time pass stuff:SMS , mobile & JOKES

murali

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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
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ab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara ka kya jata hai ?!
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Pooja

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time pass stuff

«Reply #1 on: October 05, 2004, 07:43:52 PM »


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murali

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«Reply #2 on: October 05, 2004, 08:07:27 PM »

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

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Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
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Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
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Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
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murali

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time pass stuff

«Reply #3 on: October 05, 2004, 08:11:59 PM »

Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
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Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya


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Pooja

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time pass stuff

«Reply #4 on: October 05, 2004, 10:01:10 PM »

hmmm


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Talat

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«Reply #5 on: October 06, 2004, 04:03:57 AM »


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Tosha

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«Reply #6 on: October 06, 2004, 11:27:15 AM »

LOL


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Tosha

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«Reply #7 on: October 06, 2004, 11:36:41 AM »

LOL


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2ndKashish

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«Reply #8 on: August 12, 2005, 07:11:07 PM »

Quote from: "Tosha"

LOL

very good
keep up the good work.
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


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arzoo22

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«Reply #9 on: August 14, 2005, 12:13:25 AM »

NICE STUFF murali
Laughing hard

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
waiting for more time pass stuff...........................


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