.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

by sweet_raabii on July 02, 2006, 06:19:56 PM
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 ... 16
Print
Author  (Read 24381 times)
sweet_raabii
Guest

Here we will have Joke's posted by users. Make it one per day.

Logged
Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
Today's Quote :: Yoindia.com by Ricky in Quotable Phrase and Quotes « 1 2 ... 120 121 »
TODAY.!! by qalb in Quotable Phrase and Quotes
Yoindia Server Unstability Today by iAdmin in Yoindia's News and Announcement
Raining Today by saira hafeez in English
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 05:44:48 AM »

Today's Joke

One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him
what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.

He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead
of picking up the phone. i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."

The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"

He said: "That same stupid guy called again"..... :D
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #2 on: July 06, 2006, 03:55:49 AM »

Today's Joke

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to  give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap...... :D
Logged
Azeem Azaad
WeCare
Mashhur Shayar
***

Rau: 14
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Waqt Bitaya:
65 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes.
Humko Abtak Aashiqi Ka Wo Zamaana Yaad Hai,.

Posts: 19903
Member Since: Feb 2006


View Profile
«Reply #3 on: July 06, 2006, 01:48:55 PM »
NICE ONE RABBI,..

Azeem's Joke,..

Ek Aadmi Kabar Ke Paas Akela Baitha Tha,..
Musaafir Ne Poocha,..
Bhai:- Tumhe Darr Nahi Lagta,..
Aadmi Ne Kaha,..
Under Bahoot Garmi Thi Isliye Baher Aakar Baitha Hoon,..
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #4 on: July 07, 2006, 01:15:37 PM »

Nice sharing Jaanasheen Usual Smile
 


Today's Joke

An astronomer was watching in the sky from his telescope.

Santa Singh was observing him.

Suddenly a star falls.

Santa Singh: Wah , kya nishana lagaya hai.....Shocked

Logged
Azeem Azaad
WeCare
Mashhur Shayar
***

Rau: 14
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Waqt Bitaya:
65 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes.
Humko Abtak Aashiqi Ka Wo Zamaana Yaad Hai,.

Posts: 19903
Member Since: Feb 2006


View Profile
«Reply #5 on: July 07, 2006, 01:33:17 PM »
Good Joke,..
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #6 on: July 08, 2006, 04:50:54 AM »

Today's Joke

Doctor: "Take The green pill with a glass of water
when you get up. Take the blue pill with 2 glasses
of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed,
take the red pill with another glass of water."

Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?"

Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water."..... :evil:
Logged
Azeem Azaad
WeCare
Mashhur Shayar
***

Rau: 14
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Waqt Bitaya:
65 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes.
Humko Abtak Aashiqi Ka Wo Zamaana Yaad Hai,.

Posts: 19903
Member Since: Feb 2006


View Profile
«Reply #7 on: July 08, 2006, 08:02:19 AM »
Nice Joke Again Rabbi,..
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #8 on: July 09, 2006, 06:11:42 PM »

Todays' Joke

Wife: Honey..............What are you looking for ?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date..... :D
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #9 on: July 10, 2006, 04:00:32 AM »

Today's Joke

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water ?

Sarrah: HIJKLMNO

Teacher: What are you talking about "

Sarrah: Yesterday you said its H to O!..... :D
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #10 on: July 10, 2006, 07:06:51 PM »

Today's Joke

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow
decided to check her an e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: 11 July 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now , and you are allowed to send
e-mails to you loved ones. I've just reached and have
been checked in. I see that eveything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.  Looking forward to
Seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was...... :D  :D  :wink:  Puzzled !                                        
Logged
phoenix
Guest
«Reply #11 on: July 10, 2006, 07:10:14 PM »
ha ha

its really funny
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #12 on: July 12, 2006, 04:12:17 AM »

Today's Joke

Shohar aur biwi ek doosre se naraz hote hai aur baat cheet band hoti hai.

Shohar raat ko sotey waqt biwi ke pillow
 ke uper ek card likh kar rakhta hai ke
" Mujhe subah 6 baje jaga dena "

Jab shohar uthda hai tu 9 baj chuke hote hai aur wahin
 par ek card para hota hai , jis par likha hota hai
" Uthiyee 6 baj chukey hai "..... :wink:
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #13 on: July 14, 2006, 03:19:16 PM »

Today's Joke

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some women. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "Billionaire"..... :cry:  :D
Logged
sweet_raabii
Guest
«Reply #14 on: July 15, 2006, 07:44:43 PM »

Today's Joke

Sardar & American traveling by air.
Suddenly the engines stopped . They had no parachutes and so the jumped out.
First, Sardar jumped.
He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and slowly floated down.
Seeing this, American removed his shirt and jumped but shirt did not do well & he began to fall rapidly.
Sardar looked at the American zooming past him & said - "I see! you want a race! let us see who is faster" and
he let go off his turban..... :evil:
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 ... 16
Print
Jump to:  


Get Yoindia Updates in Email.

Enter your email address:

Ask any question to expert on eTI community..
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
November 15, 2024, 01:11:54 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Recent Replies
by Michaelraw
[November 13, 2024, 12:59:11 PM]

[November 08, 2024, 09:59:54 AM]

[November 07, 2024, 01:56:50 PM]

[November 07, 2024, 01:55:03 PM]

[November 07, 2024, 01:52:40 PM]

[November 07, 2024, 01:51:59 PM]

[October 30, 2024, 05:13:27 AM]

by ASIF
[October 29, 2024, 07:57:46 AM]

by ASIF
[October 29, 2024, 07:55:06 AM]

by ASIF
[October 29, 2024, 06:58:58 AM]
Yoindia Shayariadab Copyright © MGCyber Group All Rights Reserved
Terms of Use| Privacy Policy Powered by PHP MySQL SMF© Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.154 seconds with 25 queries.
[x] Join now community of 8508 Real Poets and poetry admirer