.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

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«Reply #150 on: June 15, 2008, 01:50:02 PM »
Nice One again Rabbi Ji,.
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«Reply #151 on: June 15, 2008, 04:32:24 PM »
Quote from: sweet_raabii on June 15, 2008, 11:07:02 AM

Today's Joke

Impact of Movies:

Teacher - Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend..... tongue3


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«Reply #152 on: June 16, 2008, 11:32:49 AM »

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Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping..... NaNaNa
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«Reply #153 on: June 16, 2008, 12:16:18 PM »
Niec One again dear,.
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«Reply #154 on: June 18, 2008, 10:50:59 AM »

Today's Joke

Teacher: Translate in English,
“Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”
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After Thinking a Lot
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Santa: I’m Not a Mangoman..... icon_thumleft
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«Reply #155 on: June 19, 2008, 05:29:36 PM »
 Laughing hard  Laughing hard  Laughing hard
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«Reply #156 on: June 21, 2008, 05:53:06 AM »
Quote from: sweet_raabii on June 18, 2008, 10:50:59 AM

Today's Joke

Teacher: Translate in English,
“Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”
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After Thinking a Lot
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Santa: I’m Not a Mangoman..... icon_thumleft



tongue3:P:P really cute Winking
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«Reply #157 on: June 22, 2008, 10:02:28 AM »
Nice One again
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«Reply #158 on: June 22, 2008, 10:33:50 PM »

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein..... Laughing hard
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«Reply #159 on: June 23, 2008, 09:21:01 AM »
Yaar Jaldi Jaldi Post karo na,.
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«Reply #160 on: June 24, 2008, 06:02:52 PM »

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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat..... Giggle
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«Reply #161 on: June 27, 2008, 02:29:41 PM »
Nice One Sweet rabbi Ji,.
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«Reply #162 on: June 29, 2008, 10:05:49 AM »

Today's Joke

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.

The astonished Chinese man replied It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese. Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same, replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.

Shocked, Spielberg replies It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.
The Chinese replies, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same..... tongue3
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«Reply #163 on: June 30, 2008, 12:44:39 PM »
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«Reply #164 on: June 30, 2008, 06:49:21 PM »
Quote from: sweet_raabii on June 29, 2008, 10:05:49 AM

Today's Joke

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.

The astonished Chinese man replied It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese. Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same, replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.

Shocked, Spielberg replies It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.
The Chinese replies, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same..... tongue3



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