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«Reply #165 on: July 01, 2008, 08:43:36 PM »

Today's Joke

What happens when a Lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!..... NaNaNa


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«Reply #166 on: July 01, 2008, 08:45:43 PM »

Today's Joke

What happens when a Lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!..... NaNaNa




Cute one Usual Smile
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«Reply #167 on: July 02, 2008, 12:27:18 PM »
Cute One,.
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«Reply #168 on: July 13, 2008, 02:42:17 AM »
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, 'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'

'No, sweetheart,' she responds.


Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'

'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.

'One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.

'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'


Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'

Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!'
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«Reply #169 on: July 13, 2008, 02:57:03 AM »
hahaha mast posting hai...

(but lagta hai maine b kahi post ki hai same 1)
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«Reply #170 on: July 13, 2008, 05:17:19 AM »
may be.... but merey liye nayi thhi.... Usual Smile


Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.


''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.


''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''


''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''


''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!''
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«Reply #171 on: July 16, 2008, 11:03:16 AM »
Nice One,.
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«Reply #172 on: July 16, 2008, 11:28:49 AM »
hahahaha
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«Reply #173 on: July 16, 2008, 11:48:22 AM »
Thanks ji.... Usual Smile

2 New pilots, are trying to land an airplane at an Airport.

They start descending and as they touch the ground
First One screams ?Oye wait the runway is ending...".

First One swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make
a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch
the ground, Second One screams again "Get the plane up, the
runaway is ending...". Again the first pilot swiftly gets the plane back
up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending
again... This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent the First Pilot says : "Just Look those people
built this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "
I know" answers the Second One, "But look how wide they made it...."
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«Reply #174 on: July 16, 2008, 11:53:03 AM »
Thanks ji.... Usual Smile

2 New pilots, are trying to land an airplane at an Airport.

They start descending and as they touch the ground
First One screams ?Oye wait the runway is ending...".

First One swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make
a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch
the ground, Second One screams again "Get the plane up, the
runaway is ending...". Again the first pilot swiftly gets the plane back
up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending
again... This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent the First Pilot says : "Just Look those people
built this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "
I know" answers the Second One, "But look how wide they made it...."


hahahah  Laughing hard
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«Reply #175 on: July 16, 2008, 01:59:53 PM »
"Snoring Problem"

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town,
every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he
pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant
- an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and
he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you
the truth, he snores so loudly that people in
adjoining rooms have complained in the past.
I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him.
"I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to
breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem
with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I
came in the room," the sailor explained.
"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek,
and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up
all night watching me."
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«Reply #176 on: July 18, 2008, 03:11:49 PM »
Nice One Ji,.
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«Reply #177 on: July 25, 2008, 04:25:17 AM »
Thanks Jaanasheen..Usual Smile

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public
Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor
told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set
average of two miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the
conditions and started right away.
The supervisor checking up at the end of the day, found that the blonde had
completed four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told
her, "I think you're really going to work out."
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only
accomplished two miles. The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the
average and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."
The third day however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I
need to talk to her before this gets any worse." The boss pulled the new
employee in and said, "You were doing so great. The first day you did four
miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is
there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting
the two-mile minimum?"
The blonde replied "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from
the bucket." Laughing hard
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«Reply #178 on: July 27, 2008, 03:03:19 PM »
Nice One Again Yaar,.
Yunhi LIkhte Raho,.
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«Reply #179 on: July 28, 2008, 03:02:28 PM »
Nice 1 natural ji
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