.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

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«Reply #180 on: July 31, 2008, 05:43:52 AM »
Thanks Roja ji, Jaanasheen

Today's Joke....

Husband to his wife "I am very hungry , rats are running in my stomach"
Wife : "Here have this glass of milk "
Husband : Ah!! Now Its a real relief , after having that milk.
Wife : No doubt about it for I had added some rat posion in the milk.
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«Reply #181 on: July 31, 2008, 01:35:32 PM »
Quote from: natural on July 31, 2008, 05:43:52 AM
Thanks Roja ji, Jaanasheen

Today's Joke....

Husband to his wife "I am very hungry , rats are running in my stomach"
Wife : "Here have this glass of milk "
Husband : Ah!! Now Its a real relief , after having that milk.
Wife : No doubt about it for I had added some rat posion in the milk.

 Shocked Even More  Laughing hard

Good One...  Thumbs UP
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«Reply #182 on: July 31, 2008, 02:59:07 PM »
Quote from: natural on July 31, 2008, 05:43:52 AM
Thanks Roja ji, Jaanasheen

Today's Joke....

Husband to his wife "I am very hungry , rats are running in my stomach"
Wife : "Here have this glass of milk "
Husband : Ah!! Now Its a real relief , after having that milk.
Wife : No doubt about it for I had added some rat posion in the milk.

 idea1  angry2   Feared.
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«Reply #183 on: August 03, 2008, 10:31:45 AM »
Is Joke Se Ye Nasihat Milti Hai Ki,.
Hume Patniyon Se Bachke Rehna Chahiye,.
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«Reply #184 on: August 04, 2008, 02:36:07 AM »
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Maine pehle hi kaha tha natural aisa jokes nahi bejo ..
Dekho sab pati log hame galat samajte hai ...  tongue3
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«Reply #185 on: August 05, 2008, 06:28:53 AM »
Thanks for reading Mahiya, Roja, Azeem..

Roja n Azeem.. No Chitchat here plzz

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents place. At bedtime,
the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one
began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BIKE... I PRAY FOR A
NEW PLAYSTATION... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD PLAYER..." His older brother leaned
over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting saying
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but
Granma is!"
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«Reply #186 on: August 05, 2008, 08:23:25 AM »
Nice One Ahain,. drunken_smilie
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«Reply #187 on: August 05, 2008, 08:29:33 AM »
Thanks.. Usual Smile
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«Reply #188 on: August 05, 2008, 08:39:05 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #189 on: August 05, 2008, 08:38:05 PM »

Today's Joke

Wife Came Home With a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Layi Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hoon..... NaNaNa
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«Reply #190 on: August 06, 2008, 02:50:17 AM »
How Does A Sardar Dial 9844498444
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Think


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First He Dails 98444 & Then

Press "REDIAL"...

Intelligent Like U
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«Reply #191 on: August 07, 2008, 04:31:36 AM »
Nice jokes Raabi & shivani.... Usual Smile

A new business center was being inaugrated and one of the owner's friends
wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. All the guests arrived at the new
business site and the owner read the card which had the message .... "Rest in
Peace." The owner was angry and phoned the florist to complain. After he had
told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist
replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry,
you should imagine this: Somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and
they have flowers with a note saying,... "Congratulations! on your new
location!"
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«Reply #192 on: August 08, 2008, 05:52:44 AM »
Joke of the Day:

Lady : "Doctor, my husband has got a hearing defect. I talk to him for long
hours but he doesn't hear anything"
Doctor :"That is no defect , that is God's gift"
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«Reply #193 on: August 08, 2008, 06:16:52 AM »
Quote from: natural on August 08, 2008, 05:52:44 AM
Joke of the Day:

Lady : "Doctor, my husband has got a hearing defect. I talk to him for long
hours but he doesn't hear anything"
Doctor :"That is no defect , that is God's gift"

Uhhu Uhhhhu...

Good Hai... Laughing hard
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«Reply #194 on: August 08, 2008, 06:23:04 AM »
good bhai........
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