.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

lolzzz...

Mr Late Latif had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always
late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't
do something about it. So Mr Late Latif went to his doctor who gave him a pill
and told him to take it before he went to bed. Mr Late Latif slept well and in
fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had his breakfast with great leisure
and drove cheerfully to work. 'Boss', he said, 'I'm here early! The pill
actually worked !' 'That's all fine' said the boss, ' But where were you
yesterday?'

Thanks HR..

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man
to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much
is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why
it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one.
He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can
answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him "BOSS"

  nice joke natural..

  nice joke natural..

Nice One Shivani