.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

by sweet_raabii on July 02, 2006, 06:19:56 PM
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«Reply #45 on: August 17, 2006, 05:21:32 AM »

Today's Joke

Bahu: "Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath"..


Saas: "Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakhta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho".....  :twisted:  :twisted:
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«Reply #46 on: August 19, 2006, 08:27:29 AM »

Today's Joke

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

*Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why? *

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse..... :wink:
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«Reply #47 on: August 21, 2006, 06:06:59 AM »

Today's Joke

aik 10 years old bacha aik ameer budhay k paas gaya aur unn se kaha ...
" uncle agar aap mujhe Rs. 30/- de dein to main apney parents k paas puhanch jaoonga "

Ameer budhay ne Rs. 10/- detey howay poocha ... " beta aap k parents kahan hain ? "

bachay ne jawab diya " woh samnay walay theatre me movie dekh rahay hain " ..... Puzzled !  
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«Reply #48 on: August 21, 2006, 06:25:18 AM »
Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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«Reply #49 on: August 22, 2006, 07:49:58 AM »

Today's Joke

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,

"What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked,

"And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."..... :D  :D  :lol:



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«Reply #50 on: August 23, 2006, 07:28:48 AM »

Today's Joke

Taxi Driver ( Musafir se ) : " Bhai Sahab ! mein meter start kerna bhool gaya hoon isiliye samajh nahi aaraha kr aap se kitney paisay loon ? "

Musafir : " pareshani ki koi baat nahi mein bhi apna Wallet ghar bhool aaya hoon ".....  :twisted:
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«Reply #51 on: August 23, 2006, 07:30:07 AM »
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[you]Today's Joke[/you]

Taxi Driver ( Musafir se ) : " Bhai Sahab ! mein meter start kerna bhool gaya hoon isiliye samajh nahi aaraha kr aap se kitney paisay loon ? "

Musafir : " pareshani ki koi baat nahi mein bhi apna Wallet ghar bhool aaya hoon ".....  :twisted: [/b]


Ye real time incident thha ya joke.... Puzzled !  Puzzled !
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«Reply #52 on: August 23, 2006, 07:46:02 AM »

its a joke NATTU JI..... :-P
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«Reply #53 on: August 26, 2006, 08:36:02 AM »

Today's Joke

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.

About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.

She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.

"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"..... :D  Puzzled !
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«Reply #54 on: August 28, 2006, 05:58:56 AM »

Today's Joke

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know
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Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs..... Puzzled !  
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«Reply #55 on: September 02, 2006, 05:10:40 PM »

Today's Joke

Ek medical student ne apni sunder si classmate ko apne khoon se likha love letter dekar kaha
"mujhe iska jawab zaroor dena"

Next day larki ne jawab diya
"tumhara blood group A+ve hai ".....
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«Reply #56 on: September 06, 2006, 04:02:39 PM »

Today's Joke

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" .

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again.....  
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«Reply #57 on: September 11, 2006, 03:05:03 PM »

Today's Joke

There was another large gathering of men and a speaker was there on the dias.

The speaker said:

All those who follow the dictates of their wives...step on to my left.

All those who don't do so ...step on to my right.

In a few minutes everyone was on his left side...only one guy on the right side.

The speaker addressed the one on the right side:

"Gentleman! I believe you ...but what makes you to stand on my right side."

The guy replied:
"Oh..you see..whenever I leave home..my wife always say ..Peter! where ever you go... stand away from the crowd !" .....
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«Reply #58 on: September 13, 2006, 12:30:04 PM »

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave him a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
when he replies,he had 10 children,God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is the next. He decides what happens if he says he had 15 children.
God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti!

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They asked why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhi ji replied with anger,"Some idiot told God that i was the FATHER OF THE NATION."
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«Reply #59 on: September 13, 2006, 12:42:45 PM »

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave him a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
when he replies,he had 10 children,God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is the next. He decides what happens if he says he had 15 children.
God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti!

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They asked why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhi ji replied with anger,"Some idiot told God that i was the FATHER OF THE NATION."
 :lol:   :lol:   :lol:
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