.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia..... -Panna 5:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Imran.G2007

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«Reply #60 on: September 13, 2006, 12:47:40 PM »

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,"You know, i was a fool when i married you."
The husband replied,
"Yes dear, but i was in Love and didn't notice." :lol: :lol: :lol:


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sweet_raabii

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«Reply #61 on: September 28, 2006, 08:09:07 PM »

Today's Joke

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!".....


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Imran.G2007

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Joke

«Reply #62 on: September 28, 2006, 08:53:36 PM »

Bhola was working in a Garment Store. 1 day a lady customer came and said,"Zara underware dikhana" Bhola: "Oye, Sorry mam aaj pehna he nahi hai."


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sweet_raabii

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«Reply #63 on: September 29, 2006, 11:37:27 PM »

Today's Joke

Pagal : "why are all these people running?

Man : "This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Pagal : "If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?..... :?


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anjani_si

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«Reply #64 on: September 30, 2006, 12:47:44 AM »

Quote from: "sweet_raabii"

[you]Today's Joke[/you]

Pagal : "why are all these people running?

Man : "This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Pagal : "If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?..... :?

[/b]

because they all have gone insane!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

rabbi nice!! :D:D:D


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Imran.G2007

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Nice

«Reply #65 on: September 30, 2006, 08:51:32 PM »

Sardar sent a sms to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said "DELIVERED."


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Imran.G2007

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joke

«Reply #66 on: October 02, 2006, 04:34:08 PM »

SANTA: oye banta aj tu preshan kyu aye?
BANTA: Yaar aj 800 rupe shart har gia
SANTA: Oh, kis tarah
BANTA: Yaar aj indai tay pakistan da match ho ria si mei
india tey 500 rupia la deta k india jetay ga par har gia
SANTA: Oye tay baqi 300 kithay gaye?
BANTA: Oye, Yaar ki dassa teno shami jhalkian lagian sunr aapa
fer 300 la detay :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b]


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Imran.G2007

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nice

«Reply #67 on: October 02, 2006, 04:39:45 PM »

Girl: If u try to kiss me, main shor macha doon gi.
Boy: Leken yahan tou door door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know but formality tou puri karni hai na...... :?: :?: :?:


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anjani_si

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«Reply #68 on: October 03, 2006, 12:34:05 AM »

hahahaha really niceeeeeeeee.....:D:D:D:D:D


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Imran.G2007

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NICE

«Reply #69 on: October 03, 2006, 04:12:27 PM »

than
Thanx anjani


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sweet_raabii

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joke

«Reply #70 on: October 08, 2006, 08:04:41 PM »

Today's Joke

Girl : "Agar mein kahu, mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, meri bas yehi chahat hai, to kya kahogay ?"

Boy : "Me tumse kahunga is baat ko agar tumhari saheli kehti, to accha hota"..... :D :D


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Imran.G2007

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JOKE

«Reply #71 on: October 09, 2006, 04:59:14 PM »

Sardar went for interview for the post of Electrical Engineer.
Interviewer: How does an Electrical motor run?
Sardar: Torrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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sweet_raabii

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«Reply #72 on: October 20, 2006, 12:45:08 AM »

X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai... lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!
X: ok, waisay bhai jan, aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly..
X (maar khaanay ke baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein ke kia aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to thee roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...
then on the roof top:
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun..ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se...
X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too...
in the air while falling:
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?
Y: acha haan...huun phir?

X: Achaa!!!! LAGTAY TO NAHI :!: .....


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saleem333

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hathee

«Reply #73 on: October 25, 2006, 01:41:41 PM »

ary dykha na charany bazee ka anjaam elephents may yaa virous aa gaya


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Aarzuu

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«Reply #74 on: October 31, 2006, 01:23:54 AM »

I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy."

"Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends.

"I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had."


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