twisting proverbs

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
-Albert Einstein

 

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

 

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

 

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan

 
 
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

 

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
lose.
- Darrin Weinberg


Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."


Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.

 
 
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

 

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.

 

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

 

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

 

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (superb)



Forgive your enemies but remember their names. (good 1)

 

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

 
 
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in
Australia.(nice)

 

U learn in life when u lose

 


"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein

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