UPGRADATION GF7.1 TO WF 1.0

One person after Marriage wrote to Microsoft Technical support,

Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected
errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This
wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run
and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday
Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs < FONT
face=sans-serif>instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I
am thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't
work on this program.

With regards,

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THE REPLY: -

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife
1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING
SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to
be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as
Wife 1.0< /FONT> is not designed to do this and it is impossible to
uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once
installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife
2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under
alimony Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself
I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as
best you can. When any faults or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I
APOLOGISE.bat program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may
be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE.bat a number of times but
hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife
1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To
get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as
Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install
Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!!

PS: In no case try to install the free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0)
that comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the software
would lead to Not Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system.