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US Visa

by indianraj_us on April 04, 2005, 08:44:44 AM

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You know VISA concepts thoroughly and you are dying to go to

onsite.

In the poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more

than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited

the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a

goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very

nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few

peanuts.

Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were

worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food

bag of peanuts was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,

"Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle... what's wrong with your

management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering peanuts to me?"

The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle

but ...

err... did you know that you have been brought here on a "monkey's visa

!!!!!!"

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