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Vajpayee v/s Musharraf

by prempagla on November 22, 2004, 01:26:44 PM

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Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."


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Re: Vajpayee v/s Musharraf

«Reply #1 on: November 22, 2004, 01:34:42 PM »

Jab bhi parta hoon ye joke to bahot hai maza aata
Mushrraf ke sath Bill clinton bhi gar hota to aur maza aata :lol:


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Talat

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Vajpayee v/s Musharraf

«Reply #2 on: November 22, 2004, 02:45:49 PM »

:lol: :lol:


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Pooja

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Vajpayee v/s Musharraf

«Reply #3 on: November 22, 2004, 04:07:05 PM »


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Vajpayee v/s Musharraf

«Reply #4 on: November 22, 2004, 07:32:47 PM »

Vajpayee, Musharraf and George Bush were in a meeting.

Vajpayee said : If America attacks on pakistan, 20 lacs pakistanis and one indian cycalist will die.

Musharraf scamed : what ! One Indian cycalist ?

Vajpayee told Bush : Didn't I said earlier ? Musharraf doesn't care for damm 20 lacs pakistani but does care for one indian cycalist . ! . ! :wink: