Vicky's Sms Collection

by _Vicky_ on June 02, 2007, 04:41:02 AM

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Santa Bomb Naal Khel Riya Si,

Banta:- Oye Eh Fatt Jayega.

Santa:- Koi Gal Nahi, mere Kol Ek Hor Hega..!!


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«Reply #1 on: June 02, 2007, 04:43:04 AM »

Shaadi Karne K Baad aur Mobile Lene Ke Baad
ek Hi Afsos Hota hai,

KI Kaash kuch Din Or Ruk Jate to Isse Accha Model
Mil jata..!!


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«Reply #2 on: June 02, 2007, 04:45:45 AM »

2 Cats Shraabi Chuhe Se:- Aaj Tujhe Khaane ko Dil Karta hai,

Chuha:- Chaped Na Kha lein, Main Isliye Kuch Nahi Kenda ki Log Kahenge
1Sharaabi ne 2 Female Nu Kutt Ditta... tongue3


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«Reply #3 on: June 02, 2007, 04:47:26 AM »

Jiski Ek Jhalak me Karaar Bahut Hai,
Unka Milna Dushwaar Bahut hai.

Jo Mere Haathon Ki Lakeeron Me Nahi,
Us Shaks Se Mujhe Pyar bahut Hai... !!!


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«Reply #4 on: June 02, 2007, 04:49:14 AM »

Har Kaamyabhi pe Aapka Naam hoga,
Aapke Har Kadam pe Duniya ka Salaam hoga.

Mushkilon ka Saamna himmat se Karna,
Dua hai 1 din waqt Bhi aapka Gulaam hoga.. !! Usual Smile


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«Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 04:50:58 AM »

Phone mat kiya Karo Dear, Mom hoti hai Near,
Papa se Lagta Hai Fear, Baat Nahi hoti Hai Clear.

Isliye Sms Karo Dear With Out fear And Clear.... !! :D :D


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«Reply #6 on: June 02, 2007, 04:53:09 AM »

Girl:- Will U marry Me?
Santa:- No Humare Yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Me hi hoti hai,

Maa ne Papa se Ki, Didi Ne Jija se Aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se ki.. ! :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #7 on: June 02, 2007, 04:54:58 AM »

Sirf Ishaaron me Hoti Mohabbat agar,
In Alfazon ko Khubsoorati Kaun Deta.

Bas Patthar ban ke Raha jata Taj Mahal,
use Ishq ki Pahachaan Kaun Deta.. !! Usual Smile


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«Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 04:56:34 AM »

Ghar se Bahar Wo Naqab me Nikli,
Sari Gali unki Firaak me Nikli.

Inkaar karte the Wo Humari Mohabbat se,
Or Humaari hi Tasveer unki Kitaab se Nikli. Usual Smile


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«Reply #9 on: June 02, 2007, 04:58:25 AM »

Humne Bhi Kabhi pyar Kiya tha,
Thoda Nahi beshumar Kiya Tha.

Barbaad Ho gai Zindgi Jab usne Kaha,
"Are Paagal Maine to Mazaak Kiya Tha".. !!


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«Reply #10 on: June 02, 2007, 05:00:36 AM »

In World Survey Was Done.
How many Girls Want 2 Go On Date With "Vicky".

5% Say-Y

0% Say-N

15% Said Wow

80% Said- Sapne Mat Dikhaao Yaar.. Usual Smile


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«Reply #11 on: June 02, 2007, 05:04:21 AM »

Santa Sher Da Shikar Karan Jaan Lagda,
Usdi Gharwali usdi Aarti Kardi he,

15 Min Baad Usdi Gharwali usnu Ghar Dekh K Puchdi he,

Tussi Ta Sher Maaran Gaye si?

Santa:- Sher Maaran ta Chala Janda Par bahar Kutta Baitha hai.. :D :D


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«Reply #12 on: June 02, 2007, 05:06:49 AM »

Interview:- What are u Doing?

Santa:- Sir, i'm Doing PGDCA.

Interview:- What do u Mean By PGDCA?

Santa:-Papa g de Cash te Aish... :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #13 on: June 02, 2007, 05:08:46 AM »

Ek Lamha jo Baar baar Satata Hai,
Na Jane Yeh dil Kya Chahta hai,

Kaash Aap hote Humari Nazron K Saamne,
Par yeh Kaash, Kaash hi raha jata hai.. Usual Smile


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«Reply #14 on: June 02, 2007, 05:10:38 AM »

Santa Ko Uska Sasur Peet Raha tha,

Kyun?

Uski Wife Ko Beta HUa, Dr. ne Usko Sms kiya
"Mubarak Ho aap Baap Ban gaye"

Santa ne Yeh Sms Sabko Frwd Kar Diya.. :lol: :lol: