Waht Nnosesen....................

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US
has got debts),where did all the money go? (weird).

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be
given a thought).

3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd).

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash,why isn't the whole aero plane made out of that stuff? (very good
thinking).

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows).

6. Can you cry under water? (let me try).

7. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just
sit around all day? (i think they meant something else).

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God
knows).

9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell).

10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by one's eyes).

11. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will
stay and watch).

12. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (??).

13. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember that they forgot? (can somebody help).

14. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can).

15. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it).

16. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically).

17. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens? (i don't have a chance to try).

18. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice).

19. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the core of the earth? (this is nice).

20. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when
you legally can't go that fast on any road? (Stupid, break the law).

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