wanna laugh??

Abe khajur,Zoo se bhaage hue langoor,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus k retired hue bandar,
Aisa kissi ko nahi kehnaa,
FEEL HOTA HAI NAA.....! :lol:


Bush declared a war against IRAQ,
He sent 1000 monkeys for searching Saddam.
Mission delayed,coz 1 monkey is still reading this SMS....! :D


Osama Bin Laden's Favourite Song:
Mai niklaa;Plane leke;O raste mai;
New York mai;ik mode aaya;mai Twin Towers
tod aaya....! :wink:


Aap ko Miss karna Roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karnaa aadat ki baat hai,
Aapse dur rehnaa kismat ki baat hai,
Magar aap ko jhelnaa HIMMAT ki baat hai....! :lol:


Boys ka weekly Funda:
Monday ko=DOSTI,
Tuesday ko=PYAAR,
Wednesday ko=SHAADI,
Thursday ko=BARBAADI,
Friday ko=TALAAQ,
Saturday ko=REST,
Sunday ko=PHIR SE TALAASH.....!


Ram ne Sita se kaha tha:
Ek aisa Kalyug aayegaa ki,
Ek dost dusre dost ku SMS karega,
Aur dusraa kaminaa Padh kar hassegaa,
HASS kamine Hass....! :D


Jab bhi tumhe dekhu,My dil starts FLYING,
Tumse baat karne ko,I keep TRYING,
Jab tu dur jaaye to I feel like CRYING,
Abe itnaa tension mat le I was LYING....! :wink:


Last one:A JOKE:
Leena was tired of her husband coming home drunk and decided to scare him straight.One nite,she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to interrupt him on the way home.Wen her husband walked by,she jumped out and stood b4 him with her Red Horns,Long tail and Pitch Fork.
"Who r u?" he slurred
"Iam devil" she answered
"Well cum on home with me",he sed "I married ur sister"!!    :wink:      



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Thank u shaiz :oops:!!!!!!!!

Thnx salma!!!