WaNna LauGH....! -Panna 4:SMS , mobile & JOKES

myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #45 on: December 17, 2004, 09:15:48 PM »

Quote from: "Tosha"

why do we drink water... Huh?

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Shocked

you dont know?
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because we cannot eat it

:mrgreen: lolzzz


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Namkeen

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«Reply #46 on: December 17, 2004, 09:38:03 PM »

:lol: why do psychics have to ask you your name.

:lol: eat well, stay fit.... die anyway.

:lol: i don't have an attitude problem. you have a perception problem.

:lol: if swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain
whales

:lol: if you think that nobody cares about you......
try missing couple of account payments.

:lol: at my age, i've seen it all, done it all and heard it all...
i just can't remember it all.

:lol: borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #47 on: December 17, 2004, 09:40:34 PM »

good one dear *************************whoever u r


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akela

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WaNna LauGH....!

«Reply #48 on: December 17, 2004, 10:31:25 PM »

she is namkeen myheart Usual Smile


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Namkeen

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«Reply #49 on: December 17, 2004, 10:47:13 PM »

Heart ?? I thought i had a nice slim figure. When did i turn into a heart ??


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #50 on: December 18, 2004, 05:32:19 AM »

Quote from: "Namkeen"

Heart ?? I thought i had a nice slim figure. When did i turn into a heart ??

akela is talking to me mam, telling me ur name is "namkeen" lol, my name is heart thts y glasses2


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Tosha

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«Reply #51 on: December 18, 2004, 12:11:32 PM »

aap ke chahat ne hume behosh kar diya
aap ke chahat ne hume behosh kar diya
aap ke chahat ne hume behosh kar diya
hum hosh main aane hi walwe the ki
aap ke chahat ne hume phir behosh kar diya
Shocked


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Tosha

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«Reply #52 on: December 18, 2004, 12:12:26 PM »

namkeen heart aap hosh main aajayo aab
time
SWEET HEART ka hai
hee hee!!!


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #53 on: December 18, 2004, 12:56:08 PM »

lol :lol:


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #54 on: December 18, 2004, 07:21:25 PM »

ha! ha! ha! Very Smarttttt!!!! :lol:


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Namkeen

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«Reply #55 on: December 20, 2004, 06:53:30 PM »

Definitions & Meanings:

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Employee: One who gets paid for reading such mails......


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #56 on: December 20, 2004, 06:57:54 PM »

one more:

myheart_ursonly : whos hurt by everyone...


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Namkeen

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«Reply #57 on: December 20, 2004, 07:04:03 PM »

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #58 on: December 20, 2004, 07:08:13 PM »

good!! Lolzzzz! Nice namkeen ji!!!


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #59 on: December 20, 2004, 07:08:36 PM »

aapne humara dil dukhaya
ye bhi aap ka junoon tha? lol


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