what if titanic sank today

What If Titanic sank Today?



U.S.A:

"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.
Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........whoelse?)


U.K:

"I have spoken to the President of United States and
we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is
significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly
behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the
world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)


Iraq:


??

have no idea. Looks confused


Israel:

"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough
evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an
accident but it was their suicide bombers who have
commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,
starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."


Canada:

"Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)


India:

"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received
passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic
debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more
soldiers to the border."
(Prime minister MANMOHAN SINGH)


Pakistan:

"Karachi may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke liye pabandi ladies ki bhi talashi le jaye gi
(President Musharraf)


UN:

"Shit happens right??"
(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan) Lol Kofi Anan


Survivors:

"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."