what will happen if there is no.....

by captainyr on May 03, 2005, 05:08:37 PM
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little brother:i m stronger than TARZAN.
big brother:what makes u think so?
little brother: i can beat my chest without yelling.

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Q. What do you call a witch made of sand?
A. A sandwich

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Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!
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Teacher: "what will happen if there is no Oxygen on earth?"
Student: "Madam, one chapter will be excluded from our chemistry book."

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Once, a master said to his student that you have to learn geography.

On the other day when the master asked to his student if he have learned geography or not.

The boy replied:

"Yesterday I saw on the television that a leader said in his speech that they will change picture of the world, that's why I did'nt learned geography.

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GOING TO SCHOOL
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
 :lol:
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«Reply #1 on: May 04, 2005, 08:52:04 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: ................................................. ....................
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indianraj_us
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«Reply #2 on: May 04, 2005, 01:12:42 PM »
Ha HA     too good man ....... very nice .... Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #3 on: May 04, 2005, 04:40:25 PM »
Quote from: "indianraj_us"
Ha HA     too good man ....... very nice .... Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile


thank you Boss  :lol:
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4 on: May 05, 2005, 08:58:18 AM »
nice one captainyr.....................................!!!
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captainyr
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«Reply #5 on: May 05, 2005, 04:32:14 PM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
nice one captainyr.....................................!!!


Thank you Salmaji
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