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When I die…

by arsenmen on August 26, 2007, 03:40:17 AM

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An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could
be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I
will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!"

Neighbours feared him. They believed he practised black magic because
of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighbourhood. The old man liked the fact he was feared.

To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His
wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no
tomorrow. Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the
grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old creep dig. I had
him buried upside down."


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