Where Is God ?

by Roja on July 12, 2009, 04:51:18 AM
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A couple had two little boys, aged 8 and 10, who were very mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief had occurred in their colony, their sons were probably involved.

The boy's mother heard that a man in town had been succeessful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The man agreed, but asked to see them individually. So, the mother first sent her 8 year old in the morning; the older boy was to see the clegyman in the afternoon.

The man, with a booming voice sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where Is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the man repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the man raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?"

the screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly hom and dove into this closet, slamming the door behind him. When his elder brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We're in a BIG Trouble This time. GOD IS MISSING AND They think WE have hidden HIM...!!"

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«Reply #1 on: July 12, 2009, 05:00:48 AM »
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Meri choti sister ne mujhe yah joke sunaya tha aor wo dono beto ko mere bate bata kar  DOH

Good one Roja!!!
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«Reply #2 on: July 12, 2009, 08:59:28 AM »

Mujhe b meri cousin ne yeh sunaya tha....  happy3
Thanks for reading di  Usual Smile
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«Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 02:36:51 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Nice roja ji.
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