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Who is Deaf?.....

by sharmaarunkumar on October 01, 2004, 05:38:21 PM

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk
about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor,
I think my wife is deaf because she never hears
me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight
stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her.
If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer
and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll
get an idea about the severity of her deafness".

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does
exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet
from his wife who's in the kitchen chopping some
vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He gets no response.

He moves about five feet closer and asks again.
No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her,
about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey,
what's for dinner?" She replies,

"For the fourth time, Rajmah & Rice!!"

(NM)


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