why does a man marry?:SMS , mobile & JOKES

munna

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why does a man marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life.

he should also experience horror, terror and tragedy.!!!!


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Neelam

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #1 on: September 20, 2004, 12:35:33 PM »

Saheeh baat hai


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munna

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #2 on: September 21, 2004, 07:31:51 AM »

thanks neelam


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sanju

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #3 on: September 21, 2004, 01:54:52 PM »

lolz...munna...i can undrstnd wat u must hav been goin on since ur marriage...
btw do u hav any regrets....lolz


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munna

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #4 on: September 22, 2004, 06:02:31 AM »

no sanju... i dont have any...
but its a warning for all !!!!


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murali

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #5 on: September 22, 2004, 01:41:18 PM »

well its not exactly men

Why do ppl get married

Afterall happiness is not the only thing in life Puzzled !


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Delicate_Doll

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #6 on: September 23, 2004, 02:44:03 PM »

A girl says 2 her boyfriend , " 1 kiss and i'll b urs forever "
The guy says , ' thanks for the warning '...!!!


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Pooja

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #7 on: September 23, 2004, 04:41:39 PM »

ha ha ha ha ha ha


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murali

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #8 on: September 24, 2004, 11:55:53 PM »

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th anniversary. A young man, about to get married, decided to ask the old couple the Secret of their Success. Said the elderly man, "Young man, in my house, I make all of the big decisions and leave all of the trivial ones to my wife". After a meaningful pause, he continued, "I decide what is to be done to reform Welfare, how to stop the war in the Balkans, what is wrong with NASA and how to set it right etc. She decides the trivia like, what I am going to wear to work, how much money I get to spend..."

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A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "What the heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said..."Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

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Talat

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #9 on: September 25, 2004, 01:33:22 PM »

Hey nice one murali..


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sanju

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #10 on: September 25, 2004, 03:39:07 PM »

LOLZ GUD 1


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murali

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The ten Commandments of married life

«Reply #11 on: September 25, 2004, 05:43:54 PM »

Commandment 1: Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2: If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.
Commandment 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes.
Commandment 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9: Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That's why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10: A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished....


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munna

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #12 on: September 27, 2004, 12:03:42 PM »

gr8 murli....


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akela

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #13 on: September 29, 2004, 07:18:27 PM »

hahah ha its very very funny.munna and murli u both r marriage killer or what?anyway nice ones


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murali

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why does a man marry?

«Reply #14 on: September 29, 2004, 07:29:57 PM »

yeah kinda

want to be akela like u :wink:


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