Women's Dictionary..!

by nishita on December 21, 2004, 10:55:36 AM
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Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
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«Reply #1 on: December 21, 2004, 01:57:12 PM »
quite non understandable like women Puzzled ! lol
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Meena
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«Reply #2 on: December 22, 2004, 06:47:49 PM »
:lol:
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«Reply #3 on: December 23, 2004, 12:43:21 PM »
Very nice nishita.Funny.
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«Reply #4 on: December 23, 2004, 03:56:50 PM »
ha ha ha Nishi... Very True ;-)
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«Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 08:43:51 PM »
Niceee oneee....
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