Women's Special !!!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

arsenmen

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A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialled 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet?


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Talat

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Women's Special !!!

«Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 06:42:54 PM »


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aashu

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Women's Special !!!

«Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 12:29:01 PM »

awesome shareef! :wink:


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arsenmen

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Women's Special !!!

«Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 04:53:12 PM »

thanks ashu.......wher u been....long time 2 see


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Sahiba Zehra

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Women's Special !!!

«Reply #4 on: August 12, 2007, 05:48:45 PM »

senior senior members ki mehfil

:D

Puzzled !


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arsenmen

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Women's Special !!!

«Reply #5 on: August 12, 2007, 06:07:51 PM »

what senior.....hum abhi b bacche hi hai.....


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Pooja

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Re: Women's Special !!!

«Reply #6 on: August 03, 2008, 05:34:00 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 05, 2007, 03:30:09 AM


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shivani(9899207979)

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Re: Women's Special !!!

«Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 02:58:15 AM »

Ager Aap Male Ho To 2 Sms Kero
Female Ho To 3 Sms Kero
Apnay Aap Per Shaq Hai To Chup Raho


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Roja

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Re: Women's Special !!!

«Reply #8 on: August 06, 2008, 03:03:06 AM »

Quote from: shivani(9899207979) on August 06, 2008, 02:58:15 AM

Ager Aap Male Ho To 2 Sms Kero
Female Ho To 3 Sms Kero
Apnay Aap Per Shaq Hai To Chup Raho


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