ye angreji hai?????

See , how people write leave Applications.

 

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.



The Leave Applications; )


 

Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."



This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

 

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:


"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

 

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:


"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

 

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

 

An incident of a leave letter:


"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

 

A leave letter to the headmaster:


"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

 

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

 

Covering note:


"I am enclosed herewith..."

 

Another one:


"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

 

Actual letter written for application of leave:


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

 

Letter writing:-


"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

 

A candidate's job application:


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

thanx Mahiya ji

thanku Pooja ji

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
 
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Class teacher once said :
 
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
 
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once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
 
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
 
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don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
 
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
 
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
 
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teacher in a furious mood...
 
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
 
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
 
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My manager started like this
 
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
 
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
 
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"will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
 
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDS ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
 
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
 
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
 
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
 
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
 
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
 
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
 
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
 
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

yhanx malli

thanx kash n madhu