ye sare bade bachche ke liye hain!.:)

by redwhitegang on July 08, 2006, 07:49:33 AM
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have many women as his wife suspects

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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily. tongue3

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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.!!!!... Shocked

4.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge......... :wink:

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Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so..... :cry:

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When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur........ :D
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«Reply #1 on: July 08, 2006, 08:37:08 AM »
Bahoot Khoob RW,..
Lage Raho,..
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«Reply #2 on: July 08, 2006, 09:24:04 AM »
Quote from: "Jaanasheen"
Bahoot Khoob RW,..
Lage Raho,..

Jaisa :D  aapka hukm!
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«Reply #3 on: July 08, 2006, 09:33:27 AM »
Bhai Humne Hukum Nahi Diya Hai Tumhe,..
Humne Kaha Jokes Likhne Mein Lage Raho,..
Hum Pardhte Jaayenge,..
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«Reply #4 on: July 08, 2006, 06:44:44 PM »
Quote from: "Jaanasheen"
Bhai Humne Hukum Nahi Diya Hai Tumhe,..
Humne Kaha Jokes Likhne Mein Lage Raho,..
Hum Pardhte Jaayenge,..

Ok dear main bhi to wahi keh raha hu! :D
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«Reply #5 on: July 11, 2006, 09:10:08 AM »
tO pHIR APNE LIKHA KYUN nAHI,..
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«Reply #6 on: July 12, 2006, 04:48:05 AM »
NICE JOKES!!!
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«Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 07:19:48 AM »
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