~ Zamir Ka Qaidi`s SMS Collection

by Zamir Ka Qaidi on October 14, 2006, 12:20:51 AM

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When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!

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«Reply #1 on: October 14, 2006, 12:21:57 AM »

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho,
hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
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«Reply #2 on: October 14, 2006, 12:22:59 AM »

Two snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned and
started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!

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«Reply #3 on: October 14, 2006, 12:24:39 AM »

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab
yes or no me
deke batao ... .... ...
kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

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«Reply #4 on: October 14, 2006, 12:26:10 AM »

Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko toor donga,
Suraj ko phor donga,
Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss
.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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«Reply #5 on: October 14, 2006, 12:27:26 AM »

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli
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«Reply #6 on: October 14, 2006, 12:28:08 AM »

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

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«Reply #7 on: October 14, 2006, 12:28:31 AM »

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


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«Reply #8 on: October 14, 2006, 12:30:02 AM »

Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him &
says" Oye.
mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
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«Reply #9 on: October 14, 2006, 12:32:21 AM »

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega
DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!


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«Reply #10 on: October 14, 2006, 12:32:57 AM »

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!


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«Reply #11 on: October 14, 2006, 12:33:39 AM »

What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!


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«Reply #12 on: October 14, 2006, 12:35:52 AM »

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

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«Reply #13 on: October 14, 2006, 12:36:25 AM »

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!


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«Reply #14 on: October 14, 2006, 12:37:22 AM »

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja,
Ye mujhe kise ne bheja,
isliye maine tujhe bheja!
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