Zara Muskurao

by suman59 on June 21, 2012, 04:42:17 PM
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Fakeer : Baba Kuch De do Bahut Bhooka Hu.

Baniya: 100 Rs. Dikhate hue Bola 50 Rs Hain Tumhare Passs..?

Fakeer Khushi se Ji Hai.

Baniya: To Pehle wo to Kharcha Kar lo.
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«Reply #1 on: June 21, 2012, 04:43:19 PM »
Boy : Aunty Sunil Ghar pe hai?

Marwadi Aunty - Haa Beta Abh Abhi Aaya hai.Maggi Kha Raha hai.
Tujhe Bhukh Lagi hai ?

Boy: Ha

Marwadi Aunty - To Tu Bhi Ghar se Khaake Aaja!
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«Reply #2 on: June 21, 2012, 04:44:30 PM »
TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE:

1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.

2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER.

And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN.

The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE.

The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!! Laughing hard
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«Reply #3 on: June 21, 2012, 04:45:18 PM »
Height of bad luck:

Dad : Give me your phone for a second.

Son : Wait dad, let me switch it on,
(Delete video, Delete picture, Delete music, Delete private numbers, FORMAT MeMoRY CARD),

Here u go. I have nothing to hide from u dad !!

Dad : I know Son, just wanted to see the time.

Son : Oh Shit!
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«Reply #4 on: June 21, 2012, 04:53:40 PM »
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard   masssttt collectionsss....!!! mazaa aa gayaa padh ke.....!!!
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«Reply #5 on: June 21, 2012, 04:54:56 PM »
Quote from: ~Hriday~ on June 21, 2012, 04:53:40 PM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard   masssttt collectionsss....!!! mazaa aa gayaa padh ke.....!!!

shukriya. yeh sab friends ka sms ka kamaal  Giggle
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«Reply #6 on: June 21, 2012, 05:00:00 PM »
mast hai
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«Reply #7 on: June 21, 2012, 05:11:00 PM »
Quote from: saahill on June 21, 2012, 05:00:00 PM
mast hai
tks jee
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«Reply #8 on: June 21, 2012, 05:17:11 PM »
Quote from: suman59 on June 21, 2012, 04:45:18 PM
Height of bad luck:

Dad : Give me your phone for a second.

Son : Wait dad, let me switch it on,
(Delete video, Delete picture, Delete music, Delete private numbers, FORMAT MeMoRY CARD),

Here u go. I have nothing to hide from u dad !!

Dad : I know Son, just wanted to see the time.

Son : Oh Shit!


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy

bahut  badhiya
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«Reply #9 on: June 21, 2012, 05:22:30 PM »
Quote from: soudagar on June 21, 2012, 05:17:11 PM

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy

bahut  badhiya

shukriya  Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #10 on: June 21, 2012, 05:46:08 PM »
 :hello2:Suman ji main kuchh kah raha hoon agar achha na lage to maf kar deejeyag


SUMAN JI JOKES TO ACHHE HAIN MAGAR
SHAIRANA ANDAZ MEN ANHIN
YE YO INDIA TO SHAIREE KE LIYE HAI
ORDINARY JOKES KE LIYE NAHIn
THORHE SEE MAINE KOSHISH KI HAI
MALOOM NAHIN KI PASAND AAYEGI KI NAHIN

ZARA GAUR PHARMAYEYE

BIKHARE KO BAHUT BOOKH LAGEE THEE
EK BANIYE SE BOLA KHANA KHILA DO
BANIYE NE SAU KA NOT DIKHAYA
AUR BOLA APNA PACHAS KA NOTE DIKHA DO
BIKHARI NE KHUSHI SE NOTE DIKHAYA
BANIYA BOLA PAHLE ISE KHARCH KAR DO  laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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«Reply #11 on: June 22, 2012, 03:28:37 PM »
Quote from: BANSI DHAMEJA on June 21, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
:hello2:Suman ji main kuchh kah raha hoon agar achha na lage to maf kar deejeyag


SUMAN JI JOKES TO ACHHE HAIN MAGAR
SHAIRANA ANDAZ MEN ANHIN
YE YO INDIA TO SHAIREE KE LIYE HAI
ORDINARY JOKES KE LIYE NAHIn
THORHE SEE MAINE KOSHISH KI HAI
MALOOM NAHIN KI PASAND AAYEGI KI NAHIN

ZARA GAUR PHARMAYEYE

BIKHARE KO BAHUT BOOKH LAGEE THEE
EK BANIYE SE BOLA KHANA KHILA DO
BANIYE NE SAU KA NOT DIKHAYA
AUR BOLA APNA PACHAS KA NOTE DIKHA DO
BIKHARI NE KHUSHI SE NOTE DIKHAYA
BANIYA BOLA PAHLE ISE KHARCH KAR DO  laughing4 laughing4 laughing4


Yoindia shayri ke liye hai kaha aapne. But yahan yeh section sms/jokes ka tha.
mai bhura kyu manungi. mujhe nahi lagta ke maine kuch galat post ki hai.
waise aap ka baniyawali joke accha laga  Usual Smile
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«Reply #12 on: June 22, 2012, 03:30:20 PM »
TODA AUR HASLO... tongue3


Teacher: Who is an intelligent woman?

Student: An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women.
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«Reply #13 on: June 22, 2012, 03:31:12 PM »
True Fact:

When a married man says :

"I'll think about it",

What he really means that,

He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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«Reply #14 on: June 22, 2012, 03:32:00 PM »
Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Two- Yes & No.
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