Zara Muskurao

by suman59 on June 21, 2012, 04:42:17 PM

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suman59

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«Reply #15 on: June 22, 2012, 03:34:17 PM »

Teacher: "HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle.

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further.

" What is the moral of this phrase?

Student: Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE.


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #16 on: June 22, 2012, 03:35:04 PM »

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #17 on: June 22, 2012, 03:38:03 PM »

Teacher: Do You know why women starts with 'W'?

Student: Because all questions start with "W"! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ?

Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife!


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #18 on: June 22, 2012, 03:46:13 PM »

hahahahahahahah mazaa aa gayaa padh ke... Usual Smile


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #19 on: June 22, 2012, 03:52:49 PM »

bahut thanks hriday jee aapne dil kholke tarif ki


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«Reply #20 on: June 22, 2012, 03:53:28 PM »

Two friend gossips

1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
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2 Friend said: Kyu k jail me khane ma sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy----- haahaahaa tongue3


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«Reply #21 on: June 22, 2012, 03:54:21 PM »

एक छोटी लड़की दुकान पर गई और बोली ,"जब मै बड़ी हो जाउंगी तो आप मुझसे शादी करोगे ?

दुकानदार हंस कर बोला, "हाँ कर लूँगा"!

छोटी लड़की ने पलक झपकते ही बोली, "तो अपनी होने वाली बीवी को एक चाकलेट भी नहीं


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #22 on: June 22, 2012, 03:54:47 PM »

hahahhaahha maassssttt zabardasssttt Usual Smile


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #23 on: June 22, 2012, 04:14:34 PM »

suman ji mereree galti thi maine gaur nahin kiya ki ye fun and entettainment section hai. Aisa maine pahlibar dekha hai.
mujhe pata natha . sorry.


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«Reply #24 on: June 22, 2012, 04:20:05 PM »

Quote from: BANSI DHAMEJA on June 22, 2012, 04:14:34 PM

suman ji mereree galti thi maine gaur nahin kiya ki ye fun and entettainment section hai. Aisa maine pahlibar dekha hai.
mujhe pata natha . sorry.

bansi jee ismein SORRY ki kya baat hai? mai bi confuse ho gayee thi. chalo hasiye jee... friends? Huh?


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BANSI DHAMEJA

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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #25 on: June 22, 2012, 05:30:51 PM »

Suman ji OK


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suman59

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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #26 on: June 27, 2012, 08:09:42 AM »

पुत्र (पिता से), पिताजी मुझे ढोल ख्ररीद दीजिए न!

न बेटे, तू ढोल बजाकर मुझे तंग किया करेगा ।

पुत्र- नही पिता जी, मै तो तब बजाऊगा जब आप सो जाया करेंगे। Giggle


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BANSI DHAMEJA

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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #27 on: June 27, 2012, 08:30:43 AM »

ha ha ha ha ha


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012, 03:42:36 PM »

Quote from: BANSI DHAMEJA on June 27, 2012, 08:30:43 AM

ha ha ha ha ha

tks jee


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #29 on: June 29, 2012, 02:42:14 AM »

Employee: I Need Salary Increment. 3 Other Companies Are After Me.

Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?

Employee: Electricity, Telephone & Credit Card...!! Usual Smile